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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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The fast, flowing parts, the high-speed corners, thats where a Formula One car is at its best – changes of direction, pulling high g-forces left and right. – Jenson Button

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When you walk the track and you see a corner and realise you were going round it at 160mph, you wonder who could be so stupid to take a corner at that speed. But in the car, you dont even think about that. – Sebastian Vettel

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car

I prefer to sing in the shower vs. the car. The shower is just steam, you know, its just you, and nature, and no clothing. You know, theres nothing separating you. Its just you, and the voice – you, and the water. – Jacob Lusk

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There are certain times I dont want my picture taken. If my wifes stepping out of a car and it looks like its going to come out an indecent picture, dont I have a right to object? – Bobby Darin

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Freedom of the press is not an end in itself but a means to the end of achieving a free society. – Felix Frankfurter

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Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it. – David Star Jordan, The Philosophy of Despair

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The fidelity question is difficult for me. Society has made us believe were supposed to be monogamous when were not killer whales, or whatever the monogamous species is. – Rachel Hunter

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My everyday job is about superficial beauty, but when Im not working I prefer to work on my inner beauty – I read a lot, I try to learn. – Bar Refaeli

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