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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America
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Dave Barry
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, thats it. – Rita Mae Brown

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car

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. – Earl Wilson

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car

Im like, Would you be the person in the room that would boo when Dylan went electric? I know I wouldnt. Or are you the person that left The Beatles after She Loves You, or Drive My Car? You werent on board for Revolution 9 or Day In The Life, were you? – Regina Spektor

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car

If your goal is to be the biggest movie star in the world, a 10-movie contract is gold. It was never my goal. Up until now, I made movies – and I have a nice house, a nice car. Im fortunate, happy and grateful. Life is good. – Chris Evans

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car

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I fear God never showed mercy to one so vile as I. – David Brainerd

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Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin. – John von Neumann

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The Killing has a really great combination of qualities: Even though its very sad and deals with mourning and grief, its still exciting. Its about real people and it doesnt shy from the painful points of life. – Joel Kinnaman

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sad

The dictate of the light says: Know yourself and what you are. The dark replies, By all means, but then become afraid. – Tanith Lee

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Duality