I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry