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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry

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I drive a car that has pleather seats. – Kathy Freston

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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car

In New York, youve got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and theyre all on the same subway car. – Ethan Hawke

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car

People go to car races to watch the crashes. – Johnny Knoxville

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Id rather a young black actor read about success as opposed to how tough it was. I get these roles because I can act and thats it. Hopefully thats it. – Idris Elba

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Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs and work for our freedom. A man cant ride you unless your back is bent. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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The assertion that all men are created equal was of no practical use in effecting our separation from Great Britain and it was placed in the Declaration not for that, but for future use. – Abraham Lincoln

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I dont trust anybody in my life except my mother and my dogs. – Cheryl Cole

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