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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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funny
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

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car

I hate modern car radios. In my car, I dont even have a push-button radio. Its just got a dial and two knobs. Just AM. One knob makes it louder, and one knob changes the station. When youre driving, thats all I want. – Chris Isaak

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car

I dont run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving. – David Attenborough

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car

I could never drive in a great big car people like me because Im a man of the people, a hustler. – Terry McAuliffe

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car

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I think the teaching profession contributes more to the future of our society than any other single profession. – John Wooden

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Give me insight into today and you may have the antique and future worlds. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I dont know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I aint even never been to a wedding. – Mike Epps

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wedding

Courage enlarges, cowardice diminishes resources. In desperate straits the fears of the timid aggravate the dangers that imperil the brave. – Christian Nestell Bovee

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