Quote by Dave Barry
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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good
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All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Other Quotes from
car
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I dont want to argue with my wife about her car – or my driving. – Dale Earnhardt

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car

Ikea people do not drive flashy cars or stay at luxury hotels. – Ingvar Kamprad

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car

Ive got CDs in my car, listening all the time for that next song, because everybodys looking. – Reba McEntire

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car

This is like my dads race team where we had one Legend car. If we wrecked it, we couldnt race the next week unless we had enough parts to put it back together again. – Kurt Busch

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car

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All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies. – John Arbuthnot

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Politics

In fact, my courage and my bravery at a young age was the thing I was bullied for, a kind of Who do you think you are? – Lady Gaga

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Age

The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money is poorer still. – Billy Sunday

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Money

Music is what I breath, what I love to do. It keeps me alive. – Miley Cyrus

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Love