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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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funny
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Dave Barry
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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Dave Barry
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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Patriotism
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Dave Barry
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The body is like a car: the older you become the more care you have to take care of it – and you dont leave a Ferrari out in the sun. – Joan Collins

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car

I get appalled when I see good drivers being left on the sidelines because they havent come up with the half million to a million to put themselves in a competitive car. – John Surtees

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car

Most of us would never consider getting our car repaired without first receiving an estimate of the charges, but this is exactly what we do when we need to go to a hospital for treatment. – Dan Lipinski

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car

My daughter Lila loves the smell of gasoline – she always says, Mummy, keep the door open, when Im filling up the car. Ive heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world – maybe thats something to study for my next fragrance! – Kate Moss

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car

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The essence of true friendship is to make allowance for another’s little lapses. – David Storey

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I like my name. My mom named me after a song by the 1970s group Bread. So, its meaningful, and I like the song. Its a love song – kind of – but its kind of depressing and dark. – Aubrey Plaza

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God made time, but man made haste. – Irish Proverb

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In the months leading up to World War II, there was a tendency among many Americans to talk absently about the trouble in Europe. Nothing that happened an ocean away seemed very threatening. – Gene Tierney

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War