Quote by Dave Barry
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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Time
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

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Technology
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I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didnt run but 30 miles an hour. You made do. – Muddy Waters

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car

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. – Earl Wilson

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car

A critic is a man who knows the way but cant drive the car. – Kenneth Tynan

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car

I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the 50s and 60s. The seed of my interest was planted when I was about 12 years old and took over my mothers Morris Minor. I drove it around my fathers farm. But my favorite car is still a McLaren F1, which I have had for 10 years. – Rowan Atkinson

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car

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