I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry