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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America
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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Sports
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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Religion
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I will argue that in the literal sense the programmed computer understands what the car and the adding machine understand, namely, exactly nothing. – John Searle

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car

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

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car

I have a 6-year-old, and his thing is to turn on Radio Disney in the car, and I get such an allergic reaction to listening to that music and the context into which it falls. Im really working on him about that. – Aimee Mann

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car

Simply racing a Formula 1 car is an achievement. – Sebastian Vettel

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car

Random Quotes

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. – William Dement

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He travels the fastest who travels alone. – Rudyard Kipling

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alone

Having a child makes you realize the importance of life – narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, Id be fine. – Jenny McCarthy

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mom

Informations pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. – Clarence Day

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