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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America
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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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Age
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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. – Dave Barry

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Women
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I want do some kind of action movie, car chases and explosions. – Devon Sawa

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car

People who have car collections – I never understood that. I always thought that was unnecessary. Its not beautiful, its not creative. Its just showing how much money youve got. – Daniel Radcliffe

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car

I dont want to be in my car all day. I love getting up in the morning in Venice and walking my dogs down to the cafe to get my tea, and then perhaps going to a bookstore and sitting and reading, then walking to the beach. – Jessica Chastain

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car

My daughter Lila loves the smell of gasoline – she always says, Mummy, keep the door open, when Im filling up the car. Ive heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world – maybe thats something to study for my next fragrance! – Kate Moss

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car

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Education, particularly higher education, will take Africa into the mainstream of globalization. – John Agyekum Kufuor

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In England, literary pretence is more universal than elsewhere from our method of education. – James Payn

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I am not going to condemn anybody. Thats where religion gets a bad name, when people get holier than thou. We are all human. If my children make a mistake, I want them to know it is all right and they should try harder next time. – Donny Osmond

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The next thing is: we can make IBM even better. We brought IBM back but were gunning for leadership. – Louis Gerstner

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