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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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teen
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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Sports
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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America
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No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money buy you immunity from the common ills of mankind, such as cars that wont start. – Larry McMurtry

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To have some idea what its like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until hes 12 yards away, before you decide which way to jump. – Geoffrey Boycott

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car

I dont get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script. – Sherry Stringfield

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car

If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldnt you help him? – Oskar Schindler

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