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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)
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Dave Barry
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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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Trust
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Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
car
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I take cabs if I need to get somewhere or I take car service. I dont drive, I wouldnt mind riding a bike… People think that because you become an entertainer you gotta have this rock star thug image. Im an artist, man. Im going to live like an artist. – ASAP Rocky

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car

At the end of the day, my natural habitat is in a car and I am happiest in that environment. – Maria de Villota

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car

The only way people are going to change their car buying habits, and the only way government will get behind alternatively fueled vehicles, is if gasoline prices continue to go up. – Alexandra Paul

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car

I could be on 52nd and Third in Manhattan up and ask a strange for directions and they will help you, thats a rural heart. Your car breaks down in the middle of Iowa or somewhere, or Tennessee where Im from, people want to help each other. Given each opportunity, you see how people come together. – Rodney Atkins

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car

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There are spunky little angels at the top of a bottle of wine and fearless little devils at the bottom. – Terri Guillemets

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If you examine this, I think that you will find that its the mechanics of Japanese architecture that have been thought of as the direct influence upon our architecture. – Minoru Yamasaki

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My graduate studies were carried out at the California Institute of Technology. – Kenneth G. Wilson

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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. – Robert Frost

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