I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry
Im definitely doing better. I never realized that I would get the support that Ive gotten from everybody – from my fans, to people that Ive idolized my whole life. So its overwhelming, its amazing and I believe that everything happens for a reason so Im in a really good place right now. – Pia Toscano