Dave Barry's Quote - I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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Someday well look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. – Evan Davis

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Its funny Im in some ways hopelessly masculine, but I dont fish, I dont hunt, Im not that into sports. I cant fix a car. I think its my point of view and the way I see the world. – Corey Stoll

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More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works. – Brock Yates

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No man was ever great by imitation. – Samuel Johnson

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