Quote by Dave Barry
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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good
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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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car
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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry

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Art
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Other Quotes from
car
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If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson

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car

I would have probably stolen cars – it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing. – Valentino Rossi

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car

Every time I copy something, I can draw it for the rest of my life. But research is so painful – I mean just opening up a magazine looking for a picture of a car or looking out the window looking for a car is just hard! – Jaime Hernandez

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car

The ought to be a worldwide cultural taskforce that just stops you when you have ideas like combining The Red Desert with an armored car heist movie. – Steven Soderbergh

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car

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The essence of a government health care system – for people who have never lived under it and dont know – is waiting, waiting, waiting. You wait for everything. You wait for years for operations that are routine in America. – Mark Steyn

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I think almost every writer in the world would hope that books would be always talked about with respect and civility and depth and seriousness. – Dave Eggers

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I have learned from my experiences in this industry that there is absolutely no way to control peoples opinions on your performance in your movie. You go out there, promote your film and hope people like the work you did. – Leonardo DiCaprio

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