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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Fear
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Dave Barry
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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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Grandparents
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We should tell our kids to just have fun, participate and not get bent on winning or losing. But every coach, when they say that, they say it tongue in cheek, Dont worry about winning: If you win Ill get you ice cream, but if you lose Im going to pout in the car. – Bode Miller

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car

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. – E. Joseph Cossman

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car

My next adventure will be being in a car with Mischa at the wheel. – Rachel Bilson

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car

There are races and then there are races. And without a doubt, the Indy 500 is the race that Ive always wanted to attend. And now, to be driving the Corvette Pace Car… this is going to be unbelievable. – Guy Fieri

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car

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Im lucky because I have a job I love. I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed, seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies. I have a couple cats. I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on the road so I wont see him for a while. I feel bad. – Michelle Branch

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Home

People have always wanted to be recognized, and thats human nature. But people used to want to be recognized for their accomplishments, and now they simply want to be visible. – Diablo Cody

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Society can exist only on the basis that there is some amount of polished lying and that no one says exactly what he thinks. – Lin Yutang

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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. – Swedish Proverb

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Worry