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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go t

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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Party Invitation
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Dave Barry
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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cool
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Dave Barry
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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Religion
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And suddenly I realised that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension. – Ayrton Senna

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car

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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car

I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money. – Sammy Davis, Jr.

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car

Whenever I have bid a hasty goodbye to a loved one, Ive always made sure that my record collection was safely stored away in the boot of the car. – Robert Plant

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