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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Hope
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Home
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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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God
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybodys car. – Tim Allen

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I always keep a ball in the car. You never know. – Hakeem Olajuwon

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Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. – E. B. White

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I love singin in the car, it just makes me feel good. – Scotty McCreery

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