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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My very best friend died in a car accident when I was 16 years old. That was the hardest blow emotionally that I have ever had to endure. Suddenly, you realize tomorrow might not come. Now I live by the motto, Today is what I have. – Amber Heard

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I just completed a tour in Europe. I played every night. This requires traveling some days for six hours in a van or a train or a car. After six weeks of that, I checked into the hotel and just fell apart. – Lee Konitz

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Mayors could never get away with the kind of nonsense that goes on in Washington. In our world, you either picked up the trash or you didnt. You either moved an abandoned car or you didnt. You either filled a pothole or you didnt. Thats what we do every day. And we know how to get this stuff done. – Michael Nutter

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I hate to play the I-live-in-the-country card, but it really takes all of the pack the kids into the car and run from here to there out of the equation. – Ree Drummond

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If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldnt be in politics. You should go work at a pet store. – Michael Nutter

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One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you dont come home at night. – Margaret Mead

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When theater becomes a soothing middle-class thing, when its packaged as the Night Out, then thats the death of it. – Ralph Fiennes

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Poetrys always dead, you know? You dont realize how good poetry is until 15 years later. – Richard Hell

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