My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield