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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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There is a limit to the application of democratic methods. You can inquire of all the passengers as to what type of car they like to ride in, but it is impossible to question them as to whether to apply the brakes when the train is at full speed and accident threatens. – Leon Trotsky

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I look at the car park and myself and Dave Watson come in with our old cars, and these young lads come in with their new Porches. I think that society has changed, there seems to be a lack of respect nowadays. – Richard Gough

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