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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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When I saw all those other drivers, I realized that they wanted to win that money just as much as I did. But I didnt have to worry. A tire came off my car and I was lucky I got it off the track. – Buck Baker

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My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politicians car. – Larry Hagman

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Ive spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car. – Shia LaBeouf

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I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. You step out of the car and its bedlam. Everyones got crazy eyes. – Emily Blunt

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