Logo
Quote by Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

Category:
good
Author
Steven Wright
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
car
category

Theres a certain amount of freedom involved in cycling: youre self-propelled and decide exactly where to go. If you see something that catches your eye to the left, you can veer off there, which isnt so easy in a car, and you cant cover as much ground walking. – David Byrne

Category:
car

In the United States three new methods of transportation made their appearance at almost the same time – the steamboat, the canal boat, and the rail car. – John Moody

Category:
car

If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson

Category:
car

Everything officers go through in any chase anywhere in the country, but amped up 100 times! Im right in the thick of things in a car going like 80 miles an hour, and doing 360s in the middle of the road. It was a wild ride. – Amy Weber

Category:
car

Random Quotes

What the daughter does, the mother did. – Jewish Proverb

Category:
Daughters

My dad said: It looks like youll be world No.1 in a few hours and I wanted to be the first to say congratulations. – Lee Westwood

Category:
dad

In fact, the converse is true: At a time when the United States has been called on for a level of moral leadership, vision and inspiration not seen since World War II, we cannot afford to dissemble about crimes against humanity. – Adam Schiff

Category:
Leadership

Autumn is the mellower season, and what we lose in flowers we more than gain in fruits. – Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh [written in the context of aging —t&#9

Category:
Autumn