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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I want a car that will last 10 years or longer because I totally hate the process of researching, shopping for a new car, and then haggling for the price. I wish I could just snap my fingers and my car is there. – Kiran Ahluwalia

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So then I started doing a lot of episodic TV, just car chases or helicopter chases or whatever. – David R. Ellis

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I bought them a beautiful car and a house. – Eva Herzigova

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