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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Removing the faults in a stage-coach may produce a perfect stage-coach, but it is unlikely to produce the first motor car. – Edward de Bono

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car

I remember that all of a sudden, the car felt like I couldnt control it. It was absolutely the most horrifying experience. We rolled over, off the freeway. I think there was something wrong with the car. – Tracey Gold

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car

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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car

We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask, Whats wrong with him, how much will it cost, and when can I pick him up? – James Hillman

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It is our moral obligation to give every child the very best education possible. – Desmond Tutu

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Suppose we were able to share meanings freely without a compulsive urge to impose our view or conform to those of others and without distortion and self-deception. Would this not constitute a real revolution in culture? – David Bohm

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Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. – Viktor E. Frankl

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What we have most to fear is failure of the heart. – Sonia Johnson

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