I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright