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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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power
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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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What I enjoy doing more than anything is, I have my little antique car collection, and when the weather is pretty I like to get out one of my old cars. I have a little route I run down in the country, down Nachez Trace Parkway. The loop down through there is just really relaxing, not much traffic. – Alan Jackson

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I talk to myself, especially in the car. – Chris Pine

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car

Ive always had an inquisitive mind about everything from flowers to television sets to motor cars. Always pulled them apart – couldnt put em back, but always extremely interested in how things work. – Craig Johnston

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car

Its a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself. – Dale Earnhardt

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