I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright