I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright