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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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Im like, Would you be the person in the room that would boo when Dylan went electric? I know I wouldnt. Or are you the person that left The Beatles after She Loves You, or Drive My Car? You werent on board for Revolution 9 or Day In The Life, were you? – Regina Spektor

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car

I was really into classifieds for awhile. Im a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger… its just in my blood. – Jake Johnson

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car

At the end of the day, my natural habitat is in a car and I am happiest in that environment. – Maria de Villota

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My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politicians car. – Larry Hagman

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The heroes of Flight 93 won the first battle in the War on Terror, and they should never be forgotten. – Jim Ramstad

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I was a loner as a child and happiest at home, launching toy rockets and aeroplanes. When I started causing trouble in my third year at grammar school, Mum was really surprised. My parents sent me to a child psychologist, who suggested I might have Aspergers syndrome. – Gary Numan

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I dont like to talk about things where youre going to gt one side or the other unhappy. My music has no politics. – Loretta Lynn

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