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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask, Whats wrong with him, how much will it cost, and when can I pick him up? – James Hillman

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I am endlessly busy, bringing up five young kids, and trying to keep up with the three older ones. I still spend most of my life driving car pools. – Danielle Steel

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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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We also listen to PJ Harvey a lot of driving music. You need something a little more relaxing in the car. – Brody Armstrong

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