Quote by Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, itll be the last car hell ever lay down in front of. – George C. Wallace

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