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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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I would make tea for Joni Mitchell or clean her car, anything to be in the studio and watch her work. – Sheena Easton

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Buyers decide in the first eight seconds of seeing a home if theyre interested in buying it. Get out of your car, walk in their shoes and see what they see within the first eight seconds. – Barbara Corcoran

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Investors have few spare tires left. Think of the image of a car on a bumpy road to an uncertain destination that has already used up its spare tire. The cash reserves of people have been eaten up by the recent market volatility. – Mohamed El-Erian

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When I get in the car I love my wife and kids more than anything, but Im not thinking about that side of things. Im thinking about the car, Im thinking about the race and Im thinking about how to make the car faster. – Scott Dixon

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