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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up. – Florence Griffith Joyner

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I dont put myself on Jeff Becks level, but I can relate to him when he says hed rather be working on his car collection than playing the guitar. – Ritchie Blackmore

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When I was 15, my parents left town for a month. They hid the keys to the car, but I found them. That month, I drove my stepdads Thunderbird Super Coupe into Manhattan every day, and I would crank Cypress Hill as I flew around the city, racing the taxis. – Danny Masterson

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My sporting hero was Drazen Petrovic, the NBA basketball player, who was killed in a car accident in 1993. He was a good friend, an unbelievable player, and I dedicated my Wimbledon win to him. – Goran Ivanisevic

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I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics. – Johnny Mercer, on a British musical

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Every so often, I feel I should graduate to classical music, properly. But the truth is, Im more likely to listen to rock music. – Tony Blair

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