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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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pet
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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Twins
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I was brought up in a car family, my dad loved cars and I was taught the art of making an Austin 7 operate. – Nick Mason

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People go to car races to watch the crashes. – Johnny Knoxville

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Yes, sir, a patrol car came and took me down to a station where they were trying to develop films, but they hadnt got the facilities to develop colored film. – Abraham Zapruder

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In New York, youve got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and theyre all on the same subway car. – Ethan Hawke

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Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it. – Archibald Alexander

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I have many valentines. My mom and my sister and my directors. I got calls from all of them. And my friends. I respect what Valentines Day stands for because it is about love. – Michelle Trachtenberg

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Oral delivery aims at persuasion and making the listener believe they are converted. Few persons are capable of being convinced; the majority allow themselves to be persuaded. – Johann von Goethe

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I was very fortunate to play sports. All the anger in me went out. I had to do what I had to do. If you stay angry all the time, then you really dont have a good life. – Willie Mays

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