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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I love singin in the car, it just makes me feel good. – Scotty McCreery

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Since my induction into the Sports Hall of Fame, I have wanted to have my No. 3 Chevy on exhibit for sports fans to see. I hope others will enjoy the car as much as I have. – Junior Johnson

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I definitely I prefer to sing in the car. I dont sing in the shower, maybe its because thats the one time I dont need to talk to anyone so I should just shut up, otherwise Im just, you know, jibber jabber. – Haley Reinhart

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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybodys car. – Tim Allen

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