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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I drive an electric car. – David Duchovny

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The problem is that the Iraqi people are facing atrocities from both sides – Zarqawi and also the American troops at times. The Zarqawi groups uses car bombs, the Americans use other bombs. You also know what they do in the prisons. – Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani

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I never listen to the radio unless I rent a car. – David Byrne

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I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, Marc Jacobs! in a French accent. – Marc Jacobs

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The Homeland Security department doesnt have tasking authority in the intelligence community. They can ask for stuff, but they cant direct anything except inside their bureau. – David Hunt

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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost

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