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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks. – Barack Obama

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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. – George Best

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I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and everything was packed up and in the car ready to go and I hid and I was crying because I really did not want to go, I wanted to play. I did not want to go. – Michael Jackson

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As I was coming out of the closet, our car was hurtling over an embankment. – Lance Loud

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In our romantic groves I adored her like a divinity. – Anne Boyd

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I have a lot of younger fans, obviously the choices I make often influence them. But having said that, its kind of the best motivation in the world to stay positive and make good choices. – James Maslow

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Gentleness, self-sacrifice and generosity are the exclusive possession of no one race or religion. – Mahatma Gandhi

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