I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
A few more days, and this essay will follow the Defensio Populi to the dust and silence of the upper shelf… For a month or two it will occupy a few minutes of chat in every drawing-room, and a few columns in every magazine; and it will then be withdrawn, to make room for the forthcoming novelties. – Thomas Babington Macaulay