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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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I am so sick of reading about another car bomb, another suicide bomber, another 10, 20, 30, 70, 100 people dead in a day, both Americans and Iraqis. – Rosanne Cash

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My sporting hero was Drazen Petrovic, the NBA basketball player, who was killed in a car accident in 1993. He was a good friend, an unbelievable player, and I dedicated my Wimbledon win to him. – Goran Ivanisevic

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On Memorial Day, I was out floating on Lake Norman and came across Denny Hamlin. We struck up a conversation, and one of the first things we were talking about was how much it helped him when he started racing the Cup car and how much it helped his Nationwide program. – Danica Patrick

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The year most of my high school friends and I got our drivers permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand outside after school and twirl ones car keys like a lifeguard whistle. That jingling sound meant freedom and power. – Sloane Crosley

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Confronting a stadium audience, you cant see the whites of their eyes. Its just an amorphous mass of noise and, of course, you cant see the alleged billions watching at home either, so the degree to which you are intimidated is quite low. – Rowan Atkinson

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If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also. – Russian Proverb

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