Quote by Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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