I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright
In the first book of my Discworld series, published more than 26 years ago, I introduced Death as a character there was nothing particularly new about this – death has featured in art and literature since medieval times, and for centuries we have had a fascination with the Grim Reaper. – Terry Pratchett