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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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Al Gore, the former vice-president of the United States, lives in a mansion that uses more electricity than the average familys bungalow! David Suzuki rides on a bus that uses more fuel than a Smart car to get across Canada! Oh my God! And this is just the tip of the vanishing iceberg! – Linwood Barclay

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