Quote by Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car g

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Going to car racing school was phenomenal. – Michelle Rodriguez

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Remote villages and communities have lost their identity, and their peace and charm have been sacrificed to that worst of abominations, the automobile. – James Norman Hall

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You can know or not know how a car runs and still enjoy riding in a car. – David Byrne

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Anything thats different from your own realm of experience as a human being, whether its driving a car or a boat, or using guns, anything that separates you from yourself and leads you more towards this characters existence is a big help. – Colin Farrell

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