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Quote by Erma Bombeck
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck

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Before now, Ive always taken my mixes out to the car and listened to them in the parking lot. I still do that, but more so now Im listening to it on the Beat box, and I think people should give it at least a listen and check it out and see what it is. – Dr. Dre

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As soon as I began to earn what might be called fairly large sums, I bought a car and began to explore the country around New York. – Kate Smith

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