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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Men
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Erma Bombeck
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Courage
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
car
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A man sits in his car at the traffic lights, waiting for them to go green. – Michael Frayn

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car

There are going to be little victories that we claim, even if its finishing 15th and putting the car back in hauler without a scratch on it. – Kurt Busch

Category:
car

If your goal is to be the biggest movie star in the world, a 10-movie contract is gold. It was never my goal. Up until now, I made movies – and I have a nice house, a nice car. Im fortunate, happy and grateful. Life is good. – Chris Evans

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car

I sing in the car if Im in LA, because youre like soundproofed. – Jimmy Fallon

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car

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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesnt. It focuses on facts. – Sarah Silverman

Category:
Humor

People are always wondering if I am an artist or political activist or politician. Maybe Ill just clearly tell you: Whatever I do is not art. Lets say it is just objects or materials, movies or writing, but not art, OK? – Ai Weiwei

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movies

It is rare to find a business partner who is selfless. If you are lucky it happens once in a lifetime. – Michael Eisner

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Business

I think everything depends on money. – Alan Bean

Category:
Money