My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck