Logo
Quote by Erma Bombeck
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Life
Author
Erma Bombeck
Read Quote

Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Youth
Author
Erma Bombeck
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
car
category

I wasnt going to get such a nice car – I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy – but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy! – Chris Colfer

Category:
car

I get bored. We seem to have been having a little bit more time off this winter than last winter. Im always itching to get back in the car. Its going to get harder, so Ive got to make sure that Im doing everything I possibly can do to make sure I can start next season how I ended this season. – Dan Wheldon

Category:
car

I was hit by a car once on my bike, but I still rode home. – Amy Winehouse

Category:
car

Its a massive motor in a tiny, lightweight car. – Carroll Shelby

Category:
car

Random Quotes

Women have face-lifts in a society in which women without them appear to vanish from sight. – Naomi Wolf

Category:
Society

Ive never thought of my characters as being sad. On the contrary, they are full of life. They didnt choose tragedy. Tragedy chose them. – Juliette Binoche

Category:
sad

Men who live valiantly and die nobly have a strength and a courage from the eternal Father. – Josephus Daniels

Category:
Courage

Godot is whatever it is in life that you are waiting for: Im waiting to win the lottery. Im waiting to fall in love. For me, as a child, it was Christmas. At least that eventually came. – Ian Mckellen

Category:
Christmas