Quote by Erma Bombeck
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Father
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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Im ashamed to say this, but I watched every episode of Starsky and Hutch as a kid. I loved that show, but now I think its stupid – theyd have a car chase for no reason, then Paul Michael Glaser would shoot the car and it would blow up. – Shane Black

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I was brought up in a car family, my dad loved cars and I was taught the art of making an Austin 7 operate. – Nick Mason

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car

The thing people dont understand is that touring or travelling or whatever you do in my position means you go to all these cool places all over the world, but you see everything from a car window. You dont get to see much of the city or meet people at all. – Taylor Momsen

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Ive always been asked, What is my favorite car? and Ive always said The next one. – Caroll Shelby

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To walk because it is good for you warps the sould, just as it warps the soul for a man to talk for hire or because he think it his duty. – Hilaire Belloc

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Im terrified of bugs and I travel with sprays, lotions, potions the lot. I have to check the room before I go to sleep and if I come across a bug and fail to remove it I have to sleep in a separate room as Im paranoid that Ill be taken advantage of as I sleep. – Freema Agyeman

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You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. – Paul Brown

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One forgives to the degree that one loves. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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