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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

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mom
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You need someone to tell you how to do things like hitting your marks, or driving a car so it looks right or getting out of a car so it doesnt take a million years of screen time. – Gary Cole

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car

Theres an unseen force which lets birds know when youve just washed your car. – Denis Norden

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car

There are people who own cars and are getting free cell phones. A car helps one find a job, too. Where do you draw the line? – Timothy Griffin

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car

A critic is a man who knows the way but cant drive the car. – Kenneth Tynan

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car

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War hath no fury like a noncombatant. – Charles Edward Montague, Disenchantment

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I am an example of what is possible when girls from the very beginning of their lives are loved and nurtured by people around them. I was surrounded by extraordinary women in my life who taught me about quiet strength and dignity. – Michelle Obama

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Writing can sometimes be exploitative. I like to take a few steps of remove in order to respect the privacy of the subject. If readers make the link, they have engaged with the poem. – John Barton

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I still love doing what I do, and Im really lucky to get up in the morning and want to go to work. – Heston Blumenthal

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