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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible. – Gore Vidal

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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car

I think fear is what keeps us from going over the edge. I mean, as a race car driver, I dont think what makes a good race car driver is a fearless person. I think its somebody that is comfortable being behind the wheel of something thats somewhat out of control. – Jeff Gordon

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If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson

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Peace is a never ending process… It cannot ignore our differences or overlook our common interests. It requires us to work and live together. – Oscar Arias Sanchez

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Never use the passing years as an excuse for old age. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be. – Socrates

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I am lucky to have advisers whom I trust. – Monica Seles

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