Henny Youngman's Quote - My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. - Henny Youngman

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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We were racing at circuits where there were no crash barriers in front of the pits, and fuel was lying about in churns in the pit lane. A car could easily crash into the pits at any time. It was ridiculous. – Jackie Stewart

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When I was living on the street I would be standing out in front of Graumans Chinese Theater, leaning against my car and signing autographs and nobody had any idea that I was living in it. – Danny Bonaduce

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If you think Abraham Lincoln became famous for inventing the town car, it is time to spend a few hours on history. – Bo Bennett

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My time at Honda was amazing. Some of my best times in Formula One, actually. I might not have won races, just one race, but I had a lot of fun. – Jenson Button

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Most sermons sound to me like commercials – but I cant make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product. – Mignon McLaughlin

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Sages speak of the immutable Tree of Life, with its tape root above and its branches below. – Bhagavad Gita

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To laugh is human but to moo is bovine. – Author Unknown

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