Quote by Henny Youngman
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. - Henny Youngman

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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If I test the car for a year I can be quite competitive the next season. – Valentino Rossi

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I need to develop a car and engineer a car in a position that feels comfortable for me, and I dont think anyone can do a better job than I can in that position. The problem for me is if I cant get the car there I do struggle more than some. – Jenson Button

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Racism has been for everyone like a horrible, tragic car crash, and weve all been heavily sedated from it. If we dont come into consciousness of this tragedy, theres going to be a violent awakening we dont want. The question is, can we wake up? – Anna Deavere Smith

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I started rapping before anybody had ever bought a car from it. It was truly about the art form and the culture, more so than now, where its a successful way to make money. Back then you had to be doing it because you liked it. – Ice T

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