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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. - Henny Youngman

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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The trick at Le Mans is to get the car in the window. Everything is critical: the tyre pressure, the brake temperature, and that means you have to push the car a lot to get it into the window – its about getting everything to work right and getting the car to flow through the corners. – Tom Kristensen

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I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. Theyd be putting strollers and car seats up above, and wed think: Oh, please Lord, dont make us go through that. – Paul Reiser

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I dont like to go over curbs, because I dont want to be hard on the car. – Alain Prost

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I definitely love that all these car brands are coming out with hybrid forms of every car that they have. Its very awesome because I think it does make a difference, and it doesnt hurt that you save a lot of money on gas. – Lucy Hale

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Be more dedicated to making solid achievements than in running after swift but synthetic happiness. – Abdul Kalam

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The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth. – Charles Luckman

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