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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. - Henny Youngman

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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car
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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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dad
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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The car is a character in the piece – Ive never liked the car, I submitted to its objectionable popularity. – Paul M. Glaser

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I have a Volvo S60R and its a pretty fast car, the R says it all. – Josie Maran

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I am endlessly busy, bringing up five young kids, and trying to keep up with the three older ones. I still spend most of my life driving car pools. – Danielle Steel

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car

Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it. – Tom Holt

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Thus we see that the all important thing is not killing or giving life, drinking or not drinking, living in the town or the country, being unlucky or lucky, winning or losing. It is how we win, how we lose, how we live or die, finally, how we choose. – R. H. Blyth

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I dont know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes. – Al McGuire

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We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. – Omar Bradley

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