Quote by Henny Youngman
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. - Henny Youngman

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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