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Quote by Henny Youngman
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. - Henny Youngman

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Youre pulling 4-5G for a lot of the corners around the lap. We build up lactic acid because there are a lot of vibrations in the car, and you have to have strong legs to hit the brake pedal. We need to be fit to do every lap at 100%. – Jenson Button

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car

Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment, you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance. – Brian Tracy

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car

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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car

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools. – Russell Baker

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car

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Our judgments judge us, and nothing reveals us, exposes our weaknesses, more ingeniously than the attitude of pronouncing upon our fellows. – Paul Valery

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Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge. – Paul Gauguin

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The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason. – Hunter S. Thompson

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Every time I do a movie like Finding Neverland or Chocolat or Shakespeare in Love, we deal with the creative process, but theres humor and fun along the way. I always love that kind of movie. – Harvey Weinstein

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