Quote by Henny Youngman
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. - Henny Youngman

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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As soon as I began to earn what might be called fairly large sums, I bought a car and began to explore the country around New York. – Kate Smith

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I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, Marc Jacobs! in a French accent. – Marc Jacobs

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To drive an F1 car you have to be a little mad. On the morning of a race theres a mix of excitement and fear. If its a wet track, then its worse as youre not in control most of the time, which is the thing all drivers fear the most. – Jenson Button

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When I finish an album and I find myself listening to it in the car, because it makes me feel a certain way, thats the time to try to let other people know about it. – Herb Alpert

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