My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman