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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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