Steven Wright's Quote - I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went

Quote by Steven Wright

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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Boys, they cant take my refrigerator now. Theyll never get my car now. I paid cash for em and theyre mine, and Im keepin em! – Patsy Cline

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I could never drive in a great big car people like me because Im a man of the people, a hustler. – Terry McAuliffe

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Thats what I love. Not being interrupted, sitting in a car by myself and listening to music in the rain. There are so many great songs yet to sing. – Alison Krauss

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