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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I think well be in pretty good shape. Weve got the same car we ran in all the speedway races since 2001, and its been a real good car for us. Its led every race weve been in. – Sterling Marlin

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I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks. – Barack Obama

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