Steven Wright's Quote - I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went

Quote by Steven Wright

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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My sporting hero was Drazen Petrovic, the NBA basketball player, who was killed in a car accident in 1993. He was a good friend, an unbelievable player, and I dedicated my Wimbledon win to him. – Goran Ivanisevic

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To have some idea what its like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until hes 12 yards away, before you decide which way to jump. – Geoffrey Boycott

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I started rapping before anybody had ever bought a car from it. It was truly about the art form and the culture, more so than now, where its a successful way to make money. Back then you had to be doing it because you liked it. – Ice T

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When youre in a race car, youre going through so many different emotions throughout that race. – Jeff Gordon

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