I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright
I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright