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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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