Logo
Quote by Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

Category:
car
Author
Steven Wright
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
car
category

There is no secret, once we go to qualifying, we all seem to enjoy it. Qualifying is all about putting everything that you have and that the car has in one lap. Its like a rush, I really enjoy that. – Sebastian Vettel

Category:
car

Im not a bad driver. And I never will be because I took lessons when I was quite a boy. I never had to pass a test because there wasnt such a thing when I first started driving a motor car. So I didnt have to pass one. – Richard Murdoch

Category:
car

I definitely love that all these car brands are coming out with hybrid forms of every car that they have. Its very awesome because I think it does make a difference, and it doesnt hurt that you save a lot of money on gas. – Lucy Hale

Category:
car

Ive spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car. – Shia LaBeouf

Category:
car

Random Quotes

Kubricks vision seemed to be that humans are doomed, whereas Clarkes is that humans are moving on to a better stage of evolution. – Marvin Minsky

Category:
movingon

All I wanted was to be a university teacher. – Jalal Talabani

Category:
teacher

Eating is not merely a material pleasure. Eating well gives a spectacular joy to life and contributes immensely to goodwill and happy companionship. It is of great importance to the morale. – Elsa Schiaparelli

Category:
great

I am a daylight atheist. – Brendan F. Behan

Category:
Atheism