I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright