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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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I could never drive in a great big car people like me because Im a man of the people, a hustler. – Terry McAuliffe

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I have a new little stray dog that Ive had for about a month now. His name is Mikey Mohawk – hes this little terrier with a natural Mohawk. My friend found him hit by a car on Pico Boulevard. – Krysten Ritter

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I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the 50s and 60s. The seed of my interest was planted when I was about 12 years old and took over my mothers Morris Minor. I drove it around my fathers farm. But my favorite car is still a McLaren F1, which I have had for 10 years. – Rowan Atkinson

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In the back of your mind, when you say you want to write music for the movies, youre saying that you want a big house, a big car and a boat. If you just wanted to write music, you could live in Kansas and do it. – Bill Conti

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A single twig breaks, but the bundle of twigs is strong. – Tecumseh

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However things may seem, no evil thing is success and no good thing is failure. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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However big the fool, there is always a bigger fool to admire him. – Nicholas Boileau

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