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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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Im ashamed to say this, but I watched every episode of Starsky and Hutch as a kid. I loved that show, but now I think its stupid – theyd have a car chase for no reason, then Paul Michael Glaser would shoot the car and it would blow up. – Shane Black

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My very best friend died in a car accident when I was 16 years old. That was the hardest blow emotionally that I have ever had to endure. Suddenly, you realize tomorrow might not come. Now I live by the motto, Today is what I have. – Amber Heard

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We also listen to PJ Harvey a lot of driving music. You need something a little more relaxing in the car. – Brody Armstrong

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I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same. – Valentino Rossi

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Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs and work for our freedom. A man cant ride you unless your back is bent. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Human nature is not black and white but black and grey. – Graham Greene

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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on. – Robert Bloch

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