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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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When I was really little I would sit in the back of my dads car when hed be playing old-school music. Hed turn down the music and turn around and Id be singing and know all of the words but I didnt even know how to talk. From then on Ive always wanted to be a singer. – Leona Lewis

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I dont know how to drive a car. – Javier Bardem

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car

I love Lady Antebellum and Miranda Lambert – they write from the heart. But its hard to find a country music lover in L.A. None of my friends really listen to it, and they hate getting in the car with me because I just blast Taylor Swift. – Lucy Hale

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car

My first car was a 1976 Toyota Corolla Liftback in red, like the one in The Blues Brothers. I painted a Union Jack on the roof. I was absolutely in love with it until I destroyed it, which broke my heart! – Richard Hammond

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You are sad because they abandon you and you have not fallen. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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The God we serve does not seek out the perfect, but instead uses our imperfections and our shortcomings for his greater good. I am humbled by my own limitations. But where I am weak, He is strong. – Rick Perry

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Abdicate, v.: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. – Author Unknown

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Over the eons Ive been a fan of, and sucker for, each latest automated system to simplify and bring order to my life. Very early on this led me to the beautiful-and-doomed Lotus Agenda for my DOS computers, and Actioneer for the early Palm. – James Fallows

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