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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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I think that people dont know how to do anything anymore. My father was a janitor. He could take a car apart and put it back together. He could build a house in the back yard. Today, if you ask people what they know, they say, I know how to hire someone. – Walter Mosley

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Sometimes movie-making happens like clockwork other times, like a car accident. – Eric Roberts

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There were times when I thought I would never own a car. – Victor Cruz

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Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. – Martha Scott

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The ides of surfing the net — I dont know who called it that — its more like slogging through the net. – Al Di Guido

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Always there has been some terrible evil at home or some monstrous foreign power that was going to gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it. – Douglas MacArthur

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Exposure makes you famous, not just good work. Famous is being plastered everywhere. – Francesca Annis

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