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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach...

Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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