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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach...

Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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Fear less, hope more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Hate less, love more;
And all good things are yours. – Swedish Proverb

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Very little is needed to make a happy life it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. – Marcus Aurelius

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My guiding principles in life are to be honest, genuine, thoughtful and caring. – Prince William

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Always fall in with what youre asked to accept. Take what is given, and make it over your way. My aim in life has always been to hold my own with whatevers going. Not against: with. – Robert Frost

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I respect newspapers, but the reality is that magazine photojournalism is finished. They want illustrations, Photoshopped pictures of movie stars. – Mary Ellen Mark

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Jews who long have drifted from the faith of their fathers… are stirred in their inmost parts when the old, familiar Passover sounds chance to fall upon their ears. – Heinrich Heine (1797–1856), Der Rabbi Von Bacharach

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I dont know. I think its funny! I think its funny! I go, what? Its so absurd. Im alone. – Danny DeVito

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God be thanked for books! they are the voices of the distant and the dead, and make us heirs of the spiritual life of past ages. – W.E. Channing

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