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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach...

Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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