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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach...

Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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Life grows beautiful flowers over old scars. – Terri Guillemets

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We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. – E. M. Forster

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