Quote by Lemony Snicket
One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the da

One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous toad waiting patiently beneath a clump of weeds, knowing full well that eventually you will step on him. – Lemony Snicket

Other quotes by Lemony Snicket

Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work. – Lemony Snicket

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like. – Lemony Snicket

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Fate
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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. – Lemony Snicket

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It is not length of life, but depth of life. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Character develops itself in the stream of life. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Ever get the feeling that sometime early in life there was a briefing you missed? – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I dont have expectations. Expectations in your life just lead to giant disappointments. – Michael Landon

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Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he did not want to sign. – Anatole France

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