Quote by Lemony Snicket
One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the da

One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous toad waiting patiently beneath a clump of weeds, knowing full well that eventually you will step on him. – Lemony Snicket

Other quotes by Lemony Snicket

Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit. – Lemony Snicket

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Crying
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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work. – Lemony Snicket

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Bores
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I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has had to overcome while trying to succeed. – Booker T. Washington

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Life loves the liver of it. – Maya Angelou

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What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us. – Anon.

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The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. – Chinese Proverb

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