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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent. – David Mamet

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Poker is… a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature. – David A. Daniel

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The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time. – David Shoup

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[Poker is] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency. – Raymond Chandler

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