Logo
Quote by Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

Category:
Money
Author
Steven Wright
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Poker
category

Poker is a microcosm of all we admire and disdain about capitalism and democracy. It can be rough-hewn or polished, warm or cold, charitable and caring, or hard and impersonal, fickle and elusive, but ultimately it is fair, and right, and just. – Lou Krieger

Category:
Poker

Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. – V.P. Pappy

Category:
Poker

Whether he likes it or not, a man’s character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life. – Anthony Holden

Category:
Poker

Poker is… a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature. – David A. Daniel

Category:
Poker

Random Quotes

Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years with time off for good behavior? – James Donovan

Category:
Religion

All that is noble is in itself of a quiet nature, and appears to sleep until it is aroused and summoned forth by contrast. – Johann von Goethe

Category:
Aristocracy

People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained. – Jerome K. Jerome

Category:
Business

Theres nothing I value more than the closeness of friends and family, a smile as I pass someone on the street. – Willie Stargell

Category:
Family