Steven Wright's Quote - Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Poker is a microcosm of all we admire and disdain about capitalism and democracy. It can be rough-hewn or polished, warm or cold, charitable and caring, or hard and impersonal, fickle and elusive, but ultimately it is fair, and right, and just. – Lou Krieger

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The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time. – David Shoup

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[Poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great. – Walter Matthau

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Whether he likes it or not, a manâ€™s character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life. – Anthony Holden

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