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Quote by Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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