Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright