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Quote by Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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God
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Food
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Other Quotes from
Poker
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The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time. – David Shoup

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Poker

The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. – Julius “Big Julie” Weintraub

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Poker

Whether he likes it or not, a man’s character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life. – Anthony Holden

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Poker

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. – Jonathan Swift

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Poker

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