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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. – Jonathan Swift

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Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. – V.P. Pappy

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