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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Poker is a microcosm of all we admire and disdain about capitalism and democracy. It can be rough-hewn or polished, warm or cold, charitable and caring, or hard and impersonal, fickle and elusive, but ultimately it is fair, and right, and just. – Lou Krieger

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The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time. – David Shoup

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Poker: the art of civilized bushwhacking. – Nick Dandalos, attributed

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[Poker is] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency. – Raymond Chandler

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