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Quote by Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time. – David Shoup

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I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. – Jonathan Swift

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The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent. – David Mamet

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Poker is… a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature. – David A. Daniel

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