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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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