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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Poker: the art of civilized bushwhacking. – Nick Dandalos, attributed

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Whether he likes it or not, a man’s character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life. – Anthony Holden

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The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent. – David Mamet

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The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. – Julius “Big Julie” Weintraub

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