I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright