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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Money
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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Other Quotes from
Death
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No true believer could be intolerant or a persecutor. If I were a magistrate and the law carried the death penalty against atheists, I would begin by sending to the stake whoever denounced another. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Death

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. – Red Skelton

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Death

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. – Oscar Wilde

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Death

Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men. – Quintus Ennius

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Death

Random Quotes

When we root-root-root for the home team, were rooting for our home as much as the team. – Richard Roeper

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Home

Bees that have honey in their mouths have stings in their tails. – Scottish proverb

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Bees

If we dont get gun-control laws in this country, we are full of beans. To have the National Rifle Association rule the United States is pathetic. And I agree with Mayor Michael Bloomberg: Its time to put up or shut up about gun control for both parties. – Harvey Weinstein

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Time

Im not really conservative. Im conservative on certain things. I believe in less government. I believe in fiscal responsibility and all those things that maybe Republicans used to believe in but dont any more. – Clint Eastwood

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Government