I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright