I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright