I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright