Quote by Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Poker
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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Other Quotes from
Death
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I love myself. Anything that has my name Im tickled to death. – Barbara Corcoran

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Death

Death is the final wake-up call. – Douglas Horton

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Death

Life itself is but the shadow of death, and souls departed but the shadows of the living. – Thomas Browne

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Death

Im working myself to death. – Alan Ladd

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Death

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Truth comes to us mediated by human love. – A. N. Wilson

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In the States, you can buy Chinese food. In Beijing you can buy hamburger. Its very close. Now I feel the world become a big family, like a really big family. You have many neighbors. Not like before, two countries are far away. – Jet Li

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Food

Together we can make a world where cancer no longer means living with fear, without hope, or worse. – Patrick Swayze

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Fear