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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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God
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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Money
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Fishing
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Other Quotes from
Death
category

Once you accept your own death, all of a sudden youre free to live. You no longer care about your reputation. You no longer care except so far as your life can be used tactically to promote a cause you believe in. – Saul Alinsky

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Death

We see death constantly on film. – Michael Sheen

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Death

To a billion people around the world surviving on just a dollar a day, the question of what to eat tonight is more about life and death than about recipes. The struggle of poor people around the globe weighs heavily on me, especially now that I am a mother, which is why I work with Oxfam. – Giada De Laurentiis

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Death

Hearing nuns confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. – Fulton J. Sheen

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Death

Random Quotes

My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. Hed often come out with this stuff. – Mike Myers

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dad

Winners have simply formed the habit of doing things losers dont like to do. – Albert Gray

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Winning, Winners

Families are the compass that guide us. They are the inspiration to reach great heights, and our comfort when we occasionally falter. – Brad Henry

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great

It is like a voyage of discovery into unknown lands, seeking not for new territory but for new knowledge. It should appeal to those with a good sense of adventure. – Frederick Sanger

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Knowledge