I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright