I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright