I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright