Quote by Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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It has ever been since time began, and ever will be, till time lose breath, that love is a mood – no more – to man, and love to a woman is life or death. – Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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Death

We understand death for the first time when he puts his hand upon one whom we love. – Madame de Stael

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Its normally the kiss of death to be identified as a rising star, or someone to watch. – George Osborne

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Fear of death increases in exact proportion to increase in wealth. – Ernest Hemingway

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It seems that when you get to a certain age you almost give yourself permission to misbehave and say what you think. People allow it, with very old people. – Julie Walters

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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… Well do whatever it takes. – Colin Mochrie

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One of the amazing things about the Internet is that the content creators are the gatekeepers. We can think of an idea and execute it quickly, and we didnt have to pitch the idea to a major network or convince a studio head to sign-off on the concept. – Ray William Johnson

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She had a womanly instinct that clothes possess an influence more powerful over many than the worth of character or the magic of manners. – Louisa May Alcott

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