Quote by Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Food
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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pet
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Other Quotes from
Death
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Time rushes towards us with its hospital tray of infinitely varied narcotics, even while it is preparing us for its inevitably fatal operation. – Tennessee Williams, “The Rose Tattoo”

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Death

Im not afraid to die, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

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Death

Knowing how to die is knowing how to live. What is death anyway? Its the outcome of life. – Jeanne Moreau

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Death

Tears are sometimes an inappropriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to deaths perfect punctuation mark is a smile. – Julie Burchill

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Death

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A Shakespearean tragedy as so far considered may be called a story of exceptional calamity leading to the death of a man in high estate. But it is clearly much more than this, and we have now to regard it from another side. – Andrew Coyle Bradley

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A good picture is equivalent to a good deed. – Vincent Van Gogh

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A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. – George D. Prentice

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If this were a logical world, men would ride side saddle. – Rita Mae Brown

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