Quote by Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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work
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Death
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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Death

After your death you will be what you were before your birth. – Arthur Schopenhauer

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Death

Only those who spread treachery, fire, and death out of hatred for the prosperity of others are undeserving of pity. – Jose Marti

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Death

Death is the final wake-up call. – Douglas Horton

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We may be sure that out of the ruins of our capitalist civilization a new religion will emerge, just as Christianity emerged from the ruins of the Roman civilization. – Herbert Read

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Is it a coincidence that in 1998, Barack Obama talks about a majority coalition of welfare recipients and in 2012 we got a record number of Americans on food stamps while hes president? I dont think its a coincidence. – Rush Limbaugh

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I genuinely dont feel that anything thats been written or said about me has overshadowed my music, and thats the most important thing as far as Im concerned. – Norah Jones

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