Quote by Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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car
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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work
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Other Quotes from
Death
category

It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, whats left? – Jim Carrey

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Death

He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead. – Anon.

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Death

My father was against the death penalty, and that was hard in the Son of Sam summer when fear was driving the desire for the death penalty. – Andrew Cuomo

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Death

As a kid, all I thought about was death. – Maurice Sendak

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Death

Random Quotes

This generation… they have a different attitude. Instead of sitting and watching something, they want to be a part of it – theyre very hedonistic and sensual. – Steve Wynn

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Attitude

We are sure to be losers when we quarrel with ourselves; it is civil war. – Charles Caleb Colton

Category:
Self

The positive news is that the British economy is continuing to grow and is creating jobs. And it is positive news too that at a time of real international instability we are a safe haven in the storm. – George Osborne

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positive

An event has happened, upon which it is difficult to speak, and impossible to be silent. – Edmund Burke

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Shame