Quote by Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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Time
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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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car
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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Other Quotes from
Death
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Death is frightening, and so is Eternal Life. – Mason Cooley

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Death

As men are not able to fight against death, misery, ignorance, they have taken it into their heads, in order to be happy, not to think of them at all. – Blaise Pascal

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Death

Everything one does in life, even love, occurs in an express train racing toward death. To smoke opium is to get out of the train while it is still moving. It is to concern oneself with something other than life or death. – Jean Cocteau

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Death

Land and sea, weakness and decline are great separators, but death is the great divorcer for ever. – John Keats

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Death

Random Quotes

I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle, so all is peace. – Edward Lear

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Peace

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they havent half the strength you think they have. – Norman Vincent Peale

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strength

By climbing a steeper road, the value and appreciation Delaware State students took and continue to take from their education and their experiences is just as great, if not greater, than students attending ivy league schools. – Michael N. Castle

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Education

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny. – Rosie ODonnell

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funny