Quote by Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Poker
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Food
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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legal
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Other Quotes from
Death
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Belief is the death of intelligence. – Robert Anton Wilson

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Death

Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war. – Donald Rumsfeld

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Death

A man who wont die for something is not fit to live. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Death

Time is not what you think. Dying? Not the end of everything. We think it is. But what happens on earth is only the beginning. – Mitch Albom

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Death

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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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The Sovereign has, under a constitutional monarchy such as ours, three rights — the right to be consulted, the right to encourage, the right to warn. And a king of great sense and sagacity would want no others. – Walter Bagehot