I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright