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Quote by Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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work
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Steven Wright
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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Food
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Other Quotes from
Death
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Loss and possession, death and life are one, There falls no shadow where there shines no sun. – Hilaire Belloc

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Death

Some people are so afraid do die that they never begin to live. – Henry Van Dyke

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Death

Im not afraid to die, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

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Death

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. – Nancy Reagan

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Death

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A man’s as miserable as he thinks he is. – Seneca

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If you look deep enough you will see music the heart of nature being everywhere music. – Thomas Carlyle

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Music

If you want me to sing this Christmas song with the feeling and the meaning, you better see if you can locate that check. – Mahalia Jackson

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Christmas

Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing ones mind. – W. Somerset Maugham

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Stubbornness