Quote by Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Food
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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good
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Other Quotes from
Death
category

How strange this fear of death is! We are never frightened at a sunset. – George MacDonald

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Death

I am bound to add that the excess in too little has ever proved in me more dangerous than the excess in too much the last may cause indigestion, but the first causes death. – Giacomo Casanova

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Death

There is no easy walk to freedom anywhere, and many of us will have to pass through the valley of the shadow of death again and again before we reach the mountaintop of our desires. – Nelson Mandela

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Death

When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. Its like death. – Dennis Quaid

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Death

Random Quotes

My dad used to flush my mothers head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. – Jessica Hahn

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dad

Im comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish. – Billy Crystal

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Safety

Today there are people trying to take away rights that our mothers, grandmothers and great-grandmothers fought for: our right to vote, our right to choose, affordable quality education, equal pay, access to health care. We the people cant let that happen. – Kerry Washington

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Education

The liberties of our country, the freedom of our civil constitution, are worth defending against all hazards: And it is our duty to defend them against all attacks. – Samuel Adams

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Freedom