I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright
Moreover, the practical recommendations deduced from ecological principles threaten the vested interests of commerce it is hardly surprising that the financial and political power created by these investments should be used sometimes to suppress environmental impact studies. – Garrett Hardin