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I named my dog Stay so I can say,

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic. – Henry Ward Beecher

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They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. – Jerome K. Jerome

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If you dont own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. – Roger Caras

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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. – Will Rogers

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Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you. – Anon.

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Our will makes constantly a sort of agreement with the world, whereby, if the world will continually show some respect to the will, the will shall consent to be strenuous in its industry. – Josiah Royce

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I think I could go away tomorrow. Ive already accomplished something. Its such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself. – Jim Carrey

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Beauty and folly are generally companions. – Baltasar Gracián, translated from Spanish

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