I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright