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I named my dog Stay so I can say,

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go. – Winston Churchill

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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. – Margo Kaufman

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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. – Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter

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While there are towns and cities still planning Memorial Day parades, many have not held a parade in decades. Some think the day is for honoring anyone who has died, not just those fallen in service to our country. – Allen West

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