I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright