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I named my dog Stay so I can say,

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Perspective
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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Other Quotes from
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. – Ogden Nash

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Author Unknown

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. – Portuguese Proverb

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Random Quotes

The best time for planning a book is while you’re doing the dishes. – Agatha Christie

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If Christianity is not scientific, and Science is not God, then there is no invariable law, and truth becomes an accident. – Mary Baker Eddy

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Science

Rejoice with your family in the beautiful land of life! – Albert Einstein

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Family

It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me, and I think thats pretty important. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Love