Quote by Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say,

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. – Konrad Lorenz

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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. – Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter

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The dog is a religious animal. In his savage state he worships the moon and the lights that float upon the waters. These are his gods to whom he appeals at night with long-drawn howls. – Anatole France

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The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs. – Alphonse Toussenel

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