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I named my dog Stay so I can say,

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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