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I named my dog Stay so I can say,

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. – Smiley Blanton

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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. – Aldous Huxley

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Author Unknown

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Good breeding is the result of good sense, some good nature, and a little self-denial for the sake of others. – Lord Chesterfield

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Give yourself entirely to God, enter and hide in the hidden ground of your soul. – Johannes Tauler

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Never permit a dichotomy to rule your life, a dichotomy in which you hate what you do so you can have pleasure in your spare time. Look for a situation in which your work will give you as much happiness as your spare time. – Pablo Picasso

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It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin. – H.L. Mencken

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