I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright
When you look at a family, if you have a family that never interacts with each other, never has strong conversation with each other, never has disagreements, nine times out of ten you have a very cold family and theyre not going to be, at the end, theyre not going to be close. – Mike Singletary