Quote by Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say,

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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God
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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

Category:
Life
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Other Quotes from
Dogs
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The dog is a religious animal. In his savage state he worships the moon and the lights that float upon the waters. These are his gods to whom he appeals at night with long-drawn howls. – Anatole France

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Dogs

The more I see of man, the more I like dogs. – Mme. de Staël

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Dogs

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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Dogs

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Author Unknown

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Dogs

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The call for free markets would be more successful if it came from more sympathetic people. – Gerhard Kocher

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