Quote by Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say,

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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You ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself that my father bought me. They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell. – Emily Dickinson

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My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. – Author Unknown

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The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs. – Alphonse Toussenel

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Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. – Roger Caras

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