I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright