I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright