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W.C. Fields

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields

Start every day with a smile and get it over with. – W.C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. – W.C. Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields

Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people. – W.C. Fields

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. – W.C. Fields

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. – W.C. Fields