A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. – W.C. Fields
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. – W.C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. – W.C. Fields
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. – W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields
The man of the constitutional régime is not a merry-maker, quite the contrary. He is hypocritical, avaricious, and profoundly selfish; whatever question strikes against his brow, his brow rings like a drawer full of big pennies. – Claude Tillier (1801–1844), My Uncle Benjamin: A Humorous, Satirical, and