A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people. – W.C. Fields