W.C. Fields's Quote - I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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Start every day with a smile and get it over with. – W.C. Fields

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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. – W.C. Fields

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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. – Author Unknown

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Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink. – W.H. Davies

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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Seneca

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