I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
The turning point was when I hit my 30th birthday. I thought, if really want to write, its time to start. I picked up the book How to Write a Novel in 90 Days. The author said to just write three pages a day, and I figured, I can do this. I never got past Page 3 of that book. – James Rollins