I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people. – W.C. Fields

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people. – W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields
I dont diet, I dont do fads, Ive just decided to not eat carbs. So no more bread and pasta for the month. I cant live without chocolate, though. Ive always got a bar in my handbag. It has to be 72%. Any less and its too sweet, any more and its inedible. Like I said, Im very particular. – Nancy Meyers
He who marvels at the beauty of the world in summer will find equal cause for wonder and admiration in winter…. In winter the stars seem to have rekindled their fires, the moon achieves a fuller triumph, and the heavens wear a look of a more exalted simplicity. – John Burroughs, “The Snow-Walkers,” 1866