Quote by W.C. Fields
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. – Author Unknown

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Drunkenness is temporary suicide. – Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness

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Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I drink only to make my friends seem interesting. – Don Marquis

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