Start every day with a smile and get it over with. – W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields

Start every day with a smile and get it over with. – W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. – W.C. Fields
Id be happy to be taken as a woman – and thats what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasnt going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought Id change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear. – Eddie Izzard