I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people. – W.C. Fields