I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields
I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields