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After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. - W.C

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. – W.C. Fields

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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. – W.C. Fields

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Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people. – W.C. Fields

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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better. – Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, 1903

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Enduring habits I hate…. Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from enduring habits. – Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1882

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It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. – Author Unknown

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