W.C. Fields's Quote - After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. – W.C

Quote by W.C. Fields

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. - W.C

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. – W.C. Fields

Other quotes by W.C. Fields

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

Category:

Author

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. – W.C. Fields

Category:

Author

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields

Category:

Author

Other Quotes from

Get Well Soon

category

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. – Ellie Katz

Category:

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. – Author Unknown

Category:

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better. – Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, 1903

Category:

Enduring habits I hate…. Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from enduring habits. – Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1882

Category:

Random Quotes

The foundations of a strong economy dont rest alone on the decisions of Chancellors or the spending programmes of government. – George Osborne

Category:

I’m not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it’s Shakespeare who says that it’s always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping. – P.G. Wodehouse

Category:

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. – Proverb

Category:

I love walking down the street and seeing faces and drama and happiness and sadness and dirt and cleanliness. – Ric Ocasek

Category: