Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields
Computers are scary. Theyre nightmares to fix, lose our stuff, and, on occasion, they crash, producing the blue screen of death. Steve Jobs knew this. He knew that computers were bulky and hernia-inducing and Darth Vader black. He understood the value of declarative design. – Wesley Morris