Quote by W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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I hate a drinking companion with a memory. – Martial, quoted by Lucian #happyhour

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How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? – Author Unknown

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