Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
Here is the deepest secret nobody knows. Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud. And the sky of the sky of a tree called life; Which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide. And this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart. – e.e. cummings