Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields
Men are better when riding, more just and more understanding, and more alert and more at ease and more under-taking, and better knowing of all countries and all passages; in short and long all good customs and manners cometh thereof, and the health of man and of his soul. – Attributed to Edward Plantagenet