Quote by W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting o

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C. Fields

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

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When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes. – William Shakespeare, HenryV

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Gipsy gold does not chink and glitter. It gleams in the sun and neighs in the dark. – Attributed to the Claddaugh Gypsies of Galway

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Even an E-type Jaguar looks merely flash beside a really smart pony and trap. – Marion C. Garretty

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Good people get cheated, just as good horses get ridden. – Chinese Proverb

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