People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. Its like anything else. Its a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever. – Ron White
I didnt get where I am today by worryin about how Id feel tomorrow. – Ron White
I do live like a rock star, but its not as great as it sounds. Its a lot of traveling. – Ron White
Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So thats all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. – Ron White
Id rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. – Ron White
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. – Ron White
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White
The next time you have a thought… let it go. – Ron White
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. – Ron White
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. – Ron White
I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White
