Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So thats all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. – Ron White
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. – Ron White
I do live like a rock star, but its not as great as it sounds. Its a lot of traveling. – Ron White