Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. Its like anything else. Its a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever. – Ron White
People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White