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Ive got a great cigar collection - its actually not a collection,

Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White

Other quotes by Ron White

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White

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Death
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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funny
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I didnt get where I am today by worryin about how Id feel tomorrow. – Ron White

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Wisdom
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A subtle thought that is in error may yet give rise to fruitful inquiry that can establish truths of great value. – Isaac Asimov

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I always seem to get inspiration and renewed vitality by contact with this great novel land of yours which sticks up out of the Atlantic. – Winston Churchill

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Until the great mass of the people shall be filled with the sense of responsibility for each others welfare, social justice can never be attained. – Helen Keller

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Id rather attempt to do something great and fail than to attempt to do nothing and succeed. – Robert H. Schuller

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I pressed my fathers hand and told him I would protect his grave with my life. My father smiled and passed away to the spirit land. – Chief Joseph

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The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. – Audrey Hepburn

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This enraged the other Nazi so much that the next morning he came to our house and he shot my father. – Bruno Schulz

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Morning

Me thinks that the moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. – Henry David Thoreau

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