Ron White's Quote - Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection,

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Ive got a great cigar collection - its actually not a collection,

Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White

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People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White

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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White

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Id rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. – Ron White

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