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Ive got a great cigar collection - its actually not a collection,

Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White

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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White

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People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White

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Id rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. – Ron White

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Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The megalomaniac differs from the narcissist by the fact that he wishes to be powerful rather than charming, and seeks to be feared rather than loved. To this type belong many lunatics and most of the great men of history. – Bertrand Russell

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The infinitely little have a pride infinitely great. – Voltaire

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We know but a few men, a great many coats and breeches. – Henry David Thoreau

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Faith is important to me. – Vera Farmiga

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