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Ive got a great cigar collection - its actually not a collection,

Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White

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I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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I do live like a rock star, but its not as great as it sounds. Its a lot of traveling. – Ron White

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The state is the great fictitious entity by which everyone seeks to live at the expense of everyone else. – Frederic Bastiat

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An invincible determination can accomplish almost anything and in this lies the great distinction between great men and little men. – Thomas Fuller

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Little minds are interested in the extraordinary great minds in the commonplace. – Elbert Hubbard

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Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness. – Napoleon Hill

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Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to. – Arnold H. Glasow

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