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Ive got a great cigar collection - its actually not a collection,

Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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I didnt get where I am today by worryin about how Id feel tomorrow. – Ron White

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I do live like a rock star, but its not as great as it sounds. Its a lot of traveling. – Ron White

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We only acknowledge small faults in order to make it appear that we are free from great ones. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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To love one that is great, is almost to be great ones self. – Samuel Johnson

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Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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A great artist is a great man in a great child. – Victor Hugo

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Faithfulness to the past can be a kind of death above ground. Writing of the past is a resurrection the past then lives in your words and you are free. – Jessamyn West

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Joy in looking and comprehending is natures most beautiful gift. – Albert Einstein

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