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Ive got a great cigar collection - its actually not a collection,

Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White

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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. – Ron White

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