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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mines putt

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White

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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. – Ron White

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I didnt get where I am today by worryin about how Id feel tomorrow. – Ron White

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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. – Ron White

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Not one has shown an iota of fear of death. They want to end this agony. – Jack Kevorkian

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The fear of death comes from limited awareness. – Deepak Chopra

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Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no great changes on the world, only small changes for the better, I hope, in the lives of those I love. – Dean Koontz

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If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. – Samuel Butler

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