Quote by Ron White
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mines putt

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White

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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. – Ron White

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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. – Ron White

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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So thats all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. – Ron White

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How strange this fear of death is! We are never frightened at a sunset. – George MacDonald

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I have more than once in my time woken up feeling like death. – Christopher Hitchens

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It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live. – Marcus Aurelius

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Death is easier than a wretched life and better never to have born than to live and fare badly. – Aeschylus

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The longer the title, the less important the job. – George McGovern

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