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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mines putt

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White

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I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White

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Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White

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As long as you have capital punishment there is no guarantee that innocent people wont be put to death. – Paul Simon

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The disembodied spirit is immortal there is nothing of it that can grow old or die. But the embodied spirit sees death on the horizon as soon as its day dawns. – Thomas Hobbes

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A country that relies on aid? Death is better than that. It stops you from achieving your potential, just as colonialism did. – Imran Khan

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Between our birth and death we may touch understanding, As a moth brushes a window with its wing. – Christopher Fry

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