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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. – Ron White

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People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White

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