I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. – Ron White
I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. Its embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness. – Keanu Reeves