Quote by Ron White
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White

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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So thats all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. – Ron White

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I dont have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place. – Vera Farmiga

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Some of the writers I admire who seem very, very funny and very emotional to me can develop a closeness with the reader without giving too much of themselves away. Lorrie Moore comes to mind, as does David Sedaris. When they write, the reader thinks that theyre being trusted as a friend. – Sloane Crosley

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Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didnt understand, and in a way still dont, because when I look in a mirror it doesnt seem funny to me. – Wallace Shawn

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you. – Abraham–Hicks

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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. – Don Rickles

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A full heart has room for everything and an empty heart has room for nothing. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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Technology is destructive only in the hands of people who do not realize that they are one and the same process as the universe. – Alan Watts

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