Logo
Quote by Ron White
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

Other quotes by Ron White

Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White

Category:
great
Author
Ron White
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Thats what I hate about a lot of comedies, when youre hitting a line or making it funny. – Jennifer Aniston

Category:
funny

Hurried and worried until were buried, and theres no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all. – George M. Cohan

Category:
funny

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. Its kind of based on how I am. – Jennifer Aniston

Category:
funny

With improv, its a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. – Kristen Wiig

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

The men who learn endurance, are they who call the whole world, brother. – Charles Dickens

Category:
Men

Woman absent is woman dead. – Ambrose Bierce

Category:
Absence

What they could do with round here is a good war. What else can you expect with peace running wild all over the place? You know what the trouble with peace is? No organization. – Bertolt Brecht

Category:
Peace

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

Category:
Religion