I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White
I do live like a rock star, but its not as great as it sounds. Its a lot of traveling. – Ron White
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. Its like anything else. Its a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever. – Ron White