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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. – Ron White

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