I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White
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People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So thats all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. – Ron White
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Some of the writers I admire who seem very, very funny and very emotional to me can develop a closeness with the reader without giving too much of themselves away. Lorrie Moore comes to mind, as does David Sedaris. When they write, the reader thinks that theyre being trusted as a friend. – Sloane Crosley
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