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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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Id rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. – Ron White

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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So thats all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. – Ron White

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I do live like a rock star, but its not as great as it sounds. Its a lot of traveling. – Ron White

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People often ask me how I make things funny. I dont make things funny. – Richard Russo

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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. – Robert Frost

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I consider that a mans brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. – Arthur Conan Doyle

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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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I like eating out. I like buying beautiful paintings and being surrounded by beautiful things. I have to finance that life. I can barely afford a pension scheme because I dont make enough money. – Andrew Motion

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A man who calls bullshit fertilizer. – Frank Dane

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