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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. – Ron White

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Id rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. – Ron White

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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. Its like anything else. Its a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever. – Ron White

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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. – Zach Galifianakis

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