You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. – Ron White
Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White

You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. – Ron White
Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White
Id rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. – Ron White
I didnt get where I am today by worryin about how Id feel tomorrow. – Ron White
Reclaiming the word fat was the most empowering step in my progress. I stopped using it for insult or degradation and instead replaced it with truth, because the truth is that I am fat, and thats ok. So now when someone calls me fat, I agree, whereas before I would get embarrassed and emotional. – Beth Ditto