You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. – Ron White
People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. – Ron White
People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White
I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White