I do live like a rock star, but its not as great as it sounds. Its a lot of traveling. – Ron White
People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White

I do live like a rock star, but its not as great as it sounds. Its a lot of traveling. – Ron White
People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White