I do live like a rock star, but its not as great as it sounds. Its a lot of traveling. – Ron White
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So thats all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. – Ron White
Ive got a great cigar collection – its actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasnt going to smoke every last one of em. – Ron White
People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White