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People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, becaus

People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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I do live like a rock star, but its not as great as it sounds. Its a lot of traveling. – Ron White

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great
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So thats all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. – Ron White

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Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesnt work. You can be politically incorrect if youre smart. – Mel Brooks

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Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. – Charles Kingsley

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work

All anyone asks for is a chance to work with pride. – W. Edwards Deming

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work

Have convictions. Be friendly. Stick to your beliefs as they stick to theirs. Work as hard as they do. – Eleanor Roosevelt

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I praise the Lord here today. I know that all my talent and all my ability comes from him, and without him Im nothing and I thank him for his great blessing. – Ernie Harwell

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Jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire. – Solomon Ibn Gabirol

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It was a shock to people of the nineteenth century when they discovered, from observations science had made, that many features of the biological world could be ascribed to the elegant principle of natural selection. – Michael Behe

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right! – Isaac Asimov

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