Quote by Ron White
People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, becaus

People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White

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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So thats all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. – Ron White

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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funny
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. – Ron White

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I believe in stopping work and eating lunch. – LWren Scott

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Blessed is the man who has some congenial work, some occupation in which he can put his heart, and which affords a complete outlet to all the forces there are in him. – John Burroughs

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I love my work, I love the people I work with, I do the best I can. – Mandy Patinkin

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Work with some men is as besetting a sin as idleness. – Samuel Butler

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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley

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Crime shapes how we think about the world it shapes social decisions that we make it shapes our base of knowledge. But we dont talk about it intelligently. – Bill James

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