The next time you have a thought… let it go. – Ron White
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. – Ron White

The next time you have a thought… let it go. – Ron White
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. – Ron White
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. – Ron White
People are saying that Im an alcoholic, and thats not true, because I only drink when I work, and Im a workaholic. – Ron White