I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So thats all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. – Ron White
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So thats all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. – Ron White
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White