I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So thats all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. – Ron White
I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. – Ron White
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. – Ron White