Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We wont get a lot done in the mornings, but well work late and be honest. – Kinky Friedman
Ill keep us out of war with Oklahoma! – Kinky Friedman
Ive always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. – Kinky Friedman
Were first on executions. Were 49th in funding public education. Were in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and were winning. – Kinky Friedman
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. – Kinky Friedman
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. – Kinky Friedman
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. – Kinky Friedman
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. – Kinky Friedman
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? – Kinky Friedman
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. – Kinky Friedman
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. – Kinky Friedman
