No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. – Kinky Friedman
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. – Kinky Friedman
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. – Kinky Friedman
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman
I dont want to clip on the armour every morning. Ive seen some politicians do this and they get a bit mangled and bitter. I just refuse to do that. I refuse to be angry or bitter or complain, and I remain open. I may sometimes be a bit too open but Im not going to change that one bit. – Nick Clegg