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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neith

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman

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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We wont get a lot done in the mornings, but well work late and be honest. – Kinky Friedman

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Ive always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. – Kinky Friedman

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I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. – Kinky Friedman

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Charity begins at home, but should not end there. – Thomas Fuller

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I exercise at home – light cardio and yoga. – Danica McKellar

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I know this sounds generic, but Im so happy to be home with my husband, my family, and my dog. – Fergie

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I cant grill vegetables, shellfish or steaks without tongs. Dont bother with those long-handled grilling tongs normally found in the BBQ section of your home store. Get intimate with your grill and opt for the regular stainless steel tongs. – Bobby Flay

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