Quote by Kinky Friedman
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neith

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman

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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We wont get a lot done in the mornings, but well work late and be honest. – Kinky Friedman

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Were first on executions. Were 49th in funding public education. Were in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and were winning. – Kinky Friedman

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The thrill of coming home has never changed. – Guy Pearce

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Its like, now youre actually complaining because youre making $9 million and guys are making more? If it makes you that upset, quit. Leave the game. Go home then and try finding another job thats going to pay you that. – Eric Davis

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I couldnt care less about fashion. If I had taken any clothes home, they would have remained in my closet for the rest of their existence. – Meryl Streep

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Dont leave home without your sword – your intellect. – Alan Moore

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