Quote by Kinky Friedman
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neith

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman

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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We wont get a lot done in the mornings, but well work late and be honest. – Kinky Friedman

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Were first on executions. Were 49th in funding public education. Were in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and were winning. – Kinky Friedman

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I have become a queer mixture of the East and the West, out of place everywhere, at home nowhere. – Jawaharlal Nehru

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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there. – Clare Boothe Luce

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The hardest thing is spending twelve hours a day accommodating the rest of the world, then going home at night and criticizing it. I would be curious about what Id write if I didnt have to worry about offending. – Sloane Crosley

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Men can have a huge turnover of sponsorship and still survive a lot better than the women. But the womens ratings are better, at least at home in the United States than in the mens tennis. – Billie Jean King

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