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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neith

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman

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I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. – Kinky Friedman

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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. – Kinky Friedman

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