Quote by Kinky Friedman
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neith

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman

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I do 280 episodes of TV a year, write 15 recipes for the magazine, and publish an annual book. With all of that, we try to get one weekend a month with Isaboo at our home in the Adirondacks to relax and recharge. – Rachael Ray

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Sometimes in the past when I played something might make me lose focus, or I would go home after a game where I thought I could have played better and I would let it hang over my head for a long time when it shouldnt. – LeBron James

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Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if its not a bit of a jungle in the home, a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world. – Bette Davis

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For target shooting, thats okay. Get a license and go to the range. For defense of the home, thats why we have police departments. – James Brady

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