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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neith

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman

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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. – Kinky Friedman

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Were first on executions. Were 49th in funding public education. Were in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and were winning. – Kinky Friedman

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I get so frustrated when people tell me its unrealistic to create an eight-month emergency savings fund, or have money saved for a home down payment, or pay off their $5,000 credit card balance. – Suze Orman

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I actually do think youre seeing this trend towards organizations just caring more about their brand and engaging. And so I think Home Depot will want to humanize itself. I think thats a lot of why companies are starting blogs, are just giving more insight into whats going on with them. – Mark Zuckerberg

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The prospect of going home is very appealing. – David Ginola

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You never know what events are going to transpire to get you home. – Og Mandino

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