Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. – Kinky Friedman
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? – Kinky Friedman

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. – Kinky Friedman
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? – Kinky Friedman
Ive always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. – Kinky Friedman
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman
I love that for Barack, there is no such thing as us and them – he doesnt care whether youre a Democrat, a Republican, or none of the above… he knows that we all love our country… and hes always ready to listen to good ideas… hes always looking for the very best in everyone he meets. – Michelle Obama