May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. – Kinky Friedman
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. – Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. – Kinky Friedman
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. – Kinky Friedman
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman
Were first on executions. Were 49th in funding public education. Were in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and were winning. – Kinky Friedman