How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? – Kinky Friedman
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. – Kinky Friedman

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? – Kinky Friedman
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. – Kinky Friedman
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. – Kinky Friedman
Were first on executions. Were 49th in funding public education. Were in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and were winning. – Kinky Friedman
Ive had nine of my books adapted to film, and almost all were enjoyable. Ive been very lucky with Hollywood, and look forward to more movies being adapted. But I dont get involved in that process. I know nothing about making movies and I stay away from it and hope for the best. – John Grisham