Quote by Kinky Friedman
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. – Kinky Friedman

Other quotes by Kinky Friedman

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman

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Home
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Were first on executions. Were 49th in funding public education. Were in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and were winning. – Kinky Friedman

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Education
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The misconception with a lot of girls is that it takes two to three hours to be beautiful. I always tell girls allow yourself 30 minutes so that you can really enjoy the process, so that you can get to know you in the morning before the world gets to know you. – Tracy Balan, Girlfriend Intervention, “Sam, Trapped in Teen Fantasy World” (seas

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Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is Gods handwriting. – Charles Kingsley

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Life deprived of beauty is not worthy of being called human. – Luis Barragan

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Beauty

My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful. Sometimes this works miracles. – Hedy Lamarr

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Beauty

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Find patience in the breath of life. – Ryunosuke Satoro

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Patience

So China will be having to make some choices as to whose side it wants to be on. Hopefully, this will be the beginning of a major improvement in our relationship with them, if they choose correctly. – Fred Thompson

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relationship

I met an American woman and got married so I had to get a job. – Walter Wager

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work

Great things are only possible with outrageous requests. – Thea Alexander

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