Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. – Kinky Friedman
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. – Kinky Friedman
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman
Were first on executions. Were 49th in funding public education. Were in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and were winning. – Kinky Friedman
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman