Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. – Kinky Friedman
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. – Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. – Kinky Friedman
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. – Kinky Friedman
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. – Kinky Friedman
Were first on executions. Were 49th in funding public education. Were in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and were winning. – Kinky Friedman