Ive always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. – Kinky Friedman
Were first on executions. Were 49th in funding public education. Were in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and were winning. – Kinky Friedman
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. – Kinky Friedman
Piety and corruption go together like hot dogs and mustard. They have to. No one can fulfill the demands of piety; as a daily demand, it is inhuman. So it inspires the opposite—just for the sheer health of the body, if not the soul. – Norman Mailer, “Primitive Man, Art and Science, Evil and Judgment,” The Spooky A