Ive always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. – Kinky Friedman
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. – Kinky Friedman

Ive always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. – Kinky Friedman
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. – Kinky Friedman
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. – Kinky Friedman
My wife, Jill, and I have an incredibly close working relationship, and an incredibly happy married one. We met through work. I was the worlds worst advertising copywriter. She had the misfortune to be my account director, so from the very start she was my boss, and she still is. – Anthony Horowitz