Ill keep us out of war with Oklahoma! – Kinky Friedman
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? – Kinky Friedman

Ill keep us out of war with Oklahoma! – Kinky Friedman
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? – Kinky Friedman
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. – Kinky Friedman
Were first on executions. Were 49th in funding public education. Were in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and were winning. – Kinky Friedman