I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We wont get a lot done in the mornings, but well work late and be honest. – Kinky Friedman
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? – Kinky Friedman
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman