I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? – Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? – Kinky Friedman
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. – Kinky Friedman
Were first on executions. Were 49th in funding public education. Were in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and were winning. – Kinky Friedman