Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. – Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. – Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams