Quote by Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell tak

Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

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Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the will of the people goes out the window. – Bill Maher

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I firmly believe in marriage. Its a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If youre thinking about divorce. You shouldnt get married. – Seth Green

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Marriage as an institution developed from rape as a practice. Rape, originally defined as abduction, became marriage by capture. Marriage meant the taking was to extend in time, to be not only use of but possession of, or ownership. – Andrea Dworkin

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When David Arquette and I got engaged we started therapy together. Id heard that the first year of marriage is the hardest, so we decided to work through all that stuff early. – Courteney Cox

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