Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams