Quote by Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell tak

Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. – Jim Samuels

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I took the fear of marriage from my parents relationship, because I didnt want to end up in a relationship like that, whereas my brothers and sisters learnt a lesson from it and made sure they didnt carry it on into their own marriages. – John Mahoney

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I dont think he cheated on me. During the marriage, I think he was there. – Marla Maples

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People ask what the secret of a happy marriage is. If there is one, its dont talk about it. – Jane Asher

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