Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams