Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams