Quote by Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell tak

Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity. – Honore de Balzac

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Marriage is something that needs to be worked on every day. I dont know if Im the one to give marital advice since Ive only been married for a little over a year, but marriage is certainly easier if you are open, trusting and loving. – Emily Blunt

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Marriage

My decision to end my marriage was such a risk to lose ratings and lose my fan base. I had to take that risk for my inner peace and to be happy with myself. – Kim Kardashian

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Marriage

Today, I will vote in support of the Marriage Protection Amendment. I shall do so because like President Bush, I strongly believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman. – Nick Lampson

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Marriage

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