Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams