A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams
The problem for those who assert biblical authority in support of traditional definitions of marriage is that one could, with equal validity, assert that the lending of money or certain kinds of haircuts are forbidden by God, or that slavery and the subjugation of women are authorized by the Lord. – Jon Meacham
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash thats out of this world. Ill give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesnt have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food. – Adam Carolla
