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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks fo

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Money
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Marriage
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I was one of 14 senators to vote against the Defense of Marriage Act. I thought it was a harsh and unnecessary thing to do to people across this country who care enough about each other to want to be married. – Russ Feingold

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Marriage

I lost my second marriage because of drinking, and I loved the woman very much. But I thought I needed booze to write. Im glad I was disabused. – Barry Hannah

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Marriage

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. – Katharine Houghton Hepburn

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Marriage

Wedlock is a padlock. – John Ray, English Proverbs

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Marriage

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Nothing is worth more than this day. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Live Now

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustnt get serious with people. They dont expect it from you, and they dont want to see it. Youre not entitled to be serious, youre a clown. – Fanny Brice

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funny

The security comes, as an actor, in knowing that youre not in control. If you try to control your career, or how people perceive you, youll make yourself unhappy, because life doesnt work like that. So much is luck. Its much better to let yourself off, to think, Theres nothing I can do. – Matthew Macfadyen

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work

Why would I retire? Sit at home and watch TV? No thanks. Id rather be out playing. – Paul McCartney

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