Quote by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks fo

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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funny
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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility. – George Levinger

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Marriage

The old welfare system was hurting people by discouraging work and marriage. Welfare reform, and now this legislation, will build on the understanding that work and strong families are the foundation upon which we build our future. – Jim Talent

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Marriage

You know for many elected officials they all started in the same place. You know marriage is between a man and a woman, but they understand that they are moving inevitably, catching up to the American public. – James McGreevey

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Marriage

Love is often the fruit of marriage. – Moliere

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Marriage

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The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you are afraid to do. – Author Unknown

Trees and plants always look like the people they live with, somehow. – Zora Neale Hurston

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gardening

We are much beholden to Machiavel and others, that write what men do, and not what they ought to do. – Francis Bacon

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Philosophy

I hope telling stories though Making a Difference – as in my academic work and nonprofit work – will help me to live my grandmothers adage of Life is not about what happens to you, but about what you do with what happens to you. – Chelsea Clinton

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Hope