Quote by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks fo

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

Other quotes by Joey Adams

If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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funny
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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Money
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain. – Proverb

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Marriage

New Orleans, more than many places I know, actually tangibly lives its culture. Its not just a residual of life its a part of life. Music is at every major milestone of our life: birth, marriage, death. Its our culture. – Wendell Pierce

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Marriage

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship. – Tim Allen

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Marriage

When undertaking marriage, everyone must be the judge of his own thoughts, and take counsel from himself. – Francois Rabelais

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Marriage

Random Quotes

I am for gay marriage. Or same-sex marriage. I dont want to say it the wrong way. I think people are sensitive to it. I have been painted as being this right-wing zealot on choice. Nothing could be further from the truth. – Harold Ford

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Marriage

I am not interested in power for powers sake, but Im interested in power that is moral, that is right and that is good. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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good

Leave everything. Leave Dada. Leave your wife. Leave your mistress. Leave your hopes and fears. Leave your children in the woods. Leave the substance for the shadow. Leave your easy life, leave what you are given for the future. Set off on the roads. – Andre Breton

Music is love in search of a word. – Sidney Lanier

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Music