Quote by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks fo

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Money
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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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Marriage
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. Its not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but Ill do it because its a moment that will stick with me forever. – Tim Allen

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Marriage

I respect the fact that many denominations have different points of view with respect to gay marriage and they can hold that in the sanctity in the place of their religion and not bless them or solemnize them. – Colin Powell

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Marriage

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. – Brendan Behan

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Marriage

Marriage is overdone. As long as there are people, people are going to find it interesting. – Augusten Burroughs

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Marriage

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The major value in life is not what you get. The major value in life is what you become. – Jim Rohn

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Intelligence flourishes only in the ages when belief withers. – Emile M. Cioran

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Intelligence

Man is an imagining being. – Gaston Bachelard

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Imagination

Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. – T.S. Eliot

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