Quote by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks fo

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

Other quotes by Joey Adams

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Money
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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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If we change the definition of marriage to be more inclusive, then it is logical to argue that we should broaden the definition so that wont exclude anyone. – Jack Kingston

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Marriage

I firmly believe in marriage. Its a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If youre thinking about divorce. You shouldnt get married. – Seth Green

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Marriage

Marriage is a team effort. Both of us share that philosophy. – Nick Lachey

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Marriage

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. – Nick Faldo

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Marriage

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I was brought up in the modern world of all the luxury and the highlight of show business. I was born into a Christian home. – Cat Stevens

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In love there are two things – bodies and words. – Joyce Carol Oates

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Cinema in India is like brushing your teeth in the morning. You cant escape it. – Shahrukh Khan

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Morning

We will have to give up the hope that, if we try hard, we somehow will always do right by our children. The connection is imperfect. We will sometimes do wrong. – Judith Viorst

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Hope