Quote by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks fo

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse — as a man shoots himself. – H.L. Mencken

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The activists will not stop in trying to impose their extreme views on the rest of us, and they have now plotted out a state-by-state strategy to increase the number of judicial decisions redefining marriage without the voice of the people being heard. – Jim Bunning

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My thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman. – Benjamin Carson

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Public-opinion polls show that Americans split about evenly on civil unions. But when the words gay marriage are presented, they break 3-to-1 against it. – Dick Morris

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Not fact-finding, but attainment to philosophy is the aim of science. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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I believe the sign of maturity is accepting deferred gratification. – Peggy Cahn

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You cant just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, theyll want something new. – Steve Jobs

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I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I dont believe I deserved my friends. – Walt Whitman

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