A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams
The misconception with a lot of girls is that it takes two to three hours to be beautiful. I always tell girls allow yourself 30 minutes so that you can really enjoy the process, so that you can get to know you in the morning before the world gets to know you. – Tracy Balan, Girlfriend Intervention, “Sam, Trapped in Teen Fantasy World” (seas