Quote by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks fo

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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My parents had a great marriage. Interestingly, it made it harder for me in relationships because I knew what a good relationship looked like. – Candace Bushnell

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I should have been out there having a wild time like all the other girls my age, but I wasnt. I was going home every night to what was, initially, a very happy marriage. – Amanda Holden

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Marriage

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. – George Jessel

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So far, 44 States, or 88 percent of the States, have enacted laws providing that marriage shall consist of a union between a man and a woman. Only 75 percent of the States are required to approve a constitutional amendment. – Jack Kingston

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Hope is the feeling we have that the feeling we have is not permanent. – Mignon McLaughlin

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I cant talk about foreign policy like anyone whos spent their life reading and learning foreign policy. But as a citizen in a democracy, its very important that I participate in that. – Ron Silver

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