Quote by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks fo

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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funny
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The day you marry, it is either kill or cure. – Proverb

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Marriage

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient. – Voltaire

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Marriage

The problem for those who assert biblical authority in support of traditional definitions of marriage is that one could, with equal validity, assert that the lending of money or certain kinds of haircuts are forbidden by God, or that slavery and the subjugation of women are authorized by the Lord. – Jon Meacham

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Marriage

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. – Tommy Manville

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Marriage

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The sermon is now the true poppy of literature. – David Swing

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Literature

You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world. – Tom Brokaw

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Graduation

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash thats out of this world. Ill give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesnt have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food. – Adam Carolla

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Food

Artists are going to be the metronome of this society. – Yoko Ono

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Society