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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks fo

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Money
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Joey Adams
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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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Other Quotes from
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Im a little skeptical about using the Constitution this way, but I also believe marriage is between a man and a woman and that the courts shouldnt legislate this matter. – Pete Coors

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Marriage

Writing and singing does give me some kind of release from the demons of my past, it is a therapy of sorts, but to be honest, my marriage played a more important role in the acceptance of myself than performance has ever done. – Michelle Shocked

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Marriage

Most Americans dont care about gay marriage. – Dan Savage

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Marriage

I thought marriage was something very quiet and very regular and very bourgeois. – Carla Bruni

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Marriage

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Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. – Benjamin Franklin

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The answer was that in Burundi, having a clean bill of health has taken on a very particular meaning: unless and until you have paid for your hospital treatment, you simply cant leave, you are in effect a captive. – Rowan D. Williams

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Health

The only thing of weight that can be said against modern honor is that it is directly opposite to religion. The one bids you bear injuries with patience, the other tells you if you dont resent them, you are not fit to live. – Bernard de Mandeville

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Patience

The results of this survey are shocking and should be a wake-up call to men and women that drinking and smoking too much not only gives you a bad headache in the morning but can affect your ability to start a family. – Ann Robinson

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Morning