A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams