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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks fo

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Money
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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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Marriage
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Marriage is a religious and state issue. – Jim DeMint

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Marriage

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. – Joseph Joubert

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Marriage

I dont understand what the big deal is with gay marriage. Get over it, people. – Kristin Chenoweth

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Marriage

And when will there be an end of marrying? I suppose, when there is an end of living! – Tertullian

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Marriage

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Ive said that playing the blues is like having to be black twice. Stevie Ray Vaughan missed on both counts, but I never noticed. – B. B. King

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Perhaps its good for one to suffer. Can an artist do anything if hes happy? Would he ever want to do anything? What is art, after all, but a protest against the horrible inclemency of life? – Aldous Huxley

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