Quote by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks fo

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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Marriage
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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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I got married at 22 and remained in an abusive marriage for 10 years. I made up my mind that that was never going to happen to me again. I made a brave step to walk out in a society when you didnt walk out of an abusive marriage. It was mental and physical abuse. – Joyce Banda

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Marriage

I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I dont care if its called marriage. I dont care if its called, you know, domestic partnership. I dont care what its called. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Marriage

I also think it was important for me and Freddie to be able to have a lot of time to share our lives at the beginning of our marriage rather than my coming home at 9 or 10 at night from the set. Things have really worked out for the best for both of us. – Sarah Michelle Gellar

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Marriage

I opposed the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996. It should be repealed and I will vote for its repeal on the Senate floor. I will also oppose any proposal to amend the U.S. Constitution to ban gays and lesbians from marrying. – Barack Obama

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Marriage

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Where there is no vision, there is no hope. – George Washington Carver

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Now, everybody, I suppose, is aware that in recent years the silly business of divination by dreams has ceased to be a joke and has become a very serious science. – Arthur Machen

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Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. – D.H. Lawrence

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Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement. – Golda Meir

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