Quote by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks fo

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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Golf
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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funny
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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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Marriage
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Marriage is gonna be your stability through everything. – Miranda Lambert

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Marriage

If I felt, in the event of a royal wedding, inspired to write about people coming together in marriage or civil partnership, I would just be grateful to have an idea for the poem. And if I didnt, Id ignore it. – Carol Ann Duffy

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Marriage

If I get married, I want to be very married. – Audrey Hepburn

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Marriage

The day you marry, it is either kill or cure. – Proverb

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Marriage

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I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. – Mario Batali

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You cant really be strong until you see a funny side to things. – Ken Kesey

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funny

Id like to state that Spike Lee is not saying that African American culture is just for black people alone to enjoy and cherish. Culture is for everybody. – Spike Lee

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alone

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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funny