Quote by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks fo

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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Golf
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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Marriage is natures way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. – Alan King

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Marriage

They make Spy Kids, they make Scream, they make A Scary Movie. This doesnt do that, so it could be a very bad marriage. Im trying to keep this potential nightmare quiet because were just finishing editing. – Terry Gilliam

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Marriage

I know there are a lot of readers that think Ive got a very crappy marriage just because of the things going on with Rick and Lori but theres really nothing thats been like a mirror. Im just making this stuff up. – Robert Kirkman

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Marriage

Ive never understood what the upside of marriage would be for me personally. – Arsenio Hall

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Marriage

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Like all technology, social media is neutral but is best put to work in the service of building a better world. – Simon Mainwaring

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When youre C.E.O., you have to have two conditions: first, shareholders need to trust you and want you to head your company. The second is that you need to feel the motivation to do the job. So, as long as both are reunited, you continue to do the job. And today, they are reunited. – Carlos Ghosn

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It wasnt being an alcoholic – it was going wild. It happened when I got famous. It was like having my teens in my early thirties: blotting out your life, not having to think about anything. – Julie Walters

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Im in favor of any technology that makes my work available to the reading public at a reasonable price. – Walter Jon Williams

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