Quote by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks fo

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

Other quotes by Joey Adams

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Money
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
category

I say I never wanna get married. I feel trapped with the idea of marriage. How can you really be with somebody forever? Id get bored! As I get older, I dont settle. Id rather tell somebody This is what I want – take it or leave it. – Amanda Bynes

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Marriage

Dont marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you cant live without. – James C. Dobson

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Marriage

I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want? – Max Schmeling

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Marriage

Obviously, marriage is not a synonym for morality. But stable marriages and families do encourage moral behavior. – Gary Bauer

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Marriage

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To win one Moonman is amazing, to win two is incredible. – Harry Styles

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amazing

When youre surrounded by all these people, it can be even lonelier than when youre by yourself. You can be in a huge crowd, but if you dont feel like you can trust anybody or talk to anybody, you feel like youre really alone. – Fiona Apple

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alone

One travels to run away from routine, that dreadful routine that kills all imagination and all our capacity for enthusiasm. – Ella Maillart

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Imagination

A life lived with integrity – even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come. – Denis Waitley

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Life