A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams
Considered in its entirety, psychoanalysis wont do. Its an end product, moreover, like a dinosaur or a zeppelin; no better theory can ever be erected on its ruins, which will remain for ever one of the saddest and strangest of all landmarks in the history of twentieth-century thought. – Sir Peter Medawar
I had a great drama teacher, and he sort of made out drama school as this incredibly difficult thing to get into: 6,000 people apply every year, and some of the schools only have 12 places. Its a phenomenally difficult thing to get into. And that excited me – I wanted that challenge. – Jeremy Irvine