Quote by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questio

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Other Quotes from
Psychiatry
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Analysis brings no curative powers in its train; it merely makes us conscious of the existence of an evil, which, oddly enough, is consciousness. – Henry Miller

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Psychiatry

The difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness. – Karl Kraus

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Psychiatry

Psychoanalysis pretends to investigate the Unconscious. The Unconscious by definition is what you are not conscious of. But the Analysts already know whats in it — they should, because they put it all in beforehand. – Saul Bellow

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Psychiatry

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. – Samuel Goldwyn

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