A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams
If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams
Well, when youre the youngest of five, parents kind of lose interest more and more through the children. I think my eldest brother was under loads of pressure to do something amazing with his life, but by the time I came around they were like, Well, lets hope he doesnt kill a guy. – Chris ODowd