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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questio

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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A psychotic is a guy whos just found out whats going on. – William S. Burroughs

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Psychiatry

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents shortcomings. – Laurence J. Peter

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Psychiatry

Psychoanalysis pretends to investigate the Unconscious. The Unconscious by definition is what you are not conscious of. But the Analysts already know whats in it — they should, because they put it all in beforehand. – Saul Bellow

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Considered in its entirety, psychoanalysis wont do. Its an end product, moreover, like a dinosaur or a zeppelin; no better theory can ever be erected on its ruins, which will remain for ever one of the saddest and strangest of all landmarks in the history of twentieth-century thought. – Sir Peter Medawar

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I love painting and music, of course. I dont know nearly as much about them as I know about poetry. Ive certainly been influenced by fiction. I was overwhelmed by War and Peace when I read it, and I didnt read it until I was in my late 20s. – Kenneth Koch

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To the question of your life, you are the only answer. To the problems of your life, you are the only solution. – Jo Coudert, Advice From A Failure (Thanks, Elizabeth!)

A great part of courage is the courage of having done the thing before. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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