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Quote by Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that t

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain

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Its no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. – Mark Twain

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Other Quotes from
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I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I’m straight. Teeth are for gay people. That’s why fairies come and get them. – Dana Snyder

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Money is much more exciting than anything it buys. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966

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You don’t have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep. – Author Unknown

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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. – David Richerby

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Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. – William Galvin

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Death is the tyrant of the imagination. – Barry Cornwall

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Grief is itself a medicine. – William Cowper, Charity

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