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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that t

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain

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In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race — never quite sane in the night. – Mark Twain

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Night
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If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. – Mark Twain

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Swimming
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You don’t have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep. – Author Unknown

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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. – David Richerby

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Tooth Fairy

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. – Yogi Berra

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Tooth Fairy

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I’m straight. Teeth are for gay people. That’s why fairies come and get them. – Dana Snyder

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One test of the correctness of educational procedure is the happiness of the child. – Maria Montessori

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All great achievements require time. – Maya Angelou

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It would be incredibly presumptuous and self-serving of me to believe that Facebook was the end of history. The only way it could possibly be the end of history is if it becomes some sort of artificial super intelligence that takes over the world. – Sean Parker

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There can be no proof that Blakes lyric is composed of the best words in the best order only a conviction, accepted by our knowledge and judgment, that it is so. – John Drinkwater

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