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Quote by Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that t

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain

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My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. – Mark Twain

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain

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Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond. – Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605

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Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. – Peter Ustinov

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I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I’m straight. Teeth are for gay people. That’s why fairies come and get them. – Dana Snyder

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The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. – Thomas Fuller

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