Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain