Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain
If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? – Mark Twain