Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
Quote by Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain
Category:
Author
Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain
Category:
Author
Other Quotes from
Tooth Fairy
category
