Mark Twain's Quote - Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that t

Quote by Mark Twain

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that t

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain

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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain

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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

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Tooth Fairy

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You don’t have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep. – Author Unknown

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Unless you’re as stupid as a lamppost you’ve got to wonder what’s coming off next, your arm? Your leg? Your neck? Every morning when you wake up it seems a lot of your parts aren’t stuck on as good as they used to be. – Christopher Paul Curtis, Bud, Not Buddy

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Losing baby teeth were a part and parcel of one’s life — a symbol of growing up, and it is the tooth-fairy that makes this otherwise dreaded and painful process an exciting one — something to look forward to. – Mansi Maheshwari

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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. – David Richerby

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Physical strength in a woman – thats what I am. – Tina Turner

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People who identify themselves as conservatives donate money to charity more often than people who identify themselves as liberals. They donate more money and a higher percentage of their incomes. – Thomas Sowell

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I think, at a childs birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. – Eleanor Roosevelt

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If there were no God, there would be no Atheists. – G.K. Chesterton

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