Quote by Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that t

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain

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It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it. – Mark Twain

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No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters. It has never been done. – Mark Twain

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Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond. – Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605

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You don’t have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep. – Author Unknown

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Money is much more exciting than anything it buys. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966

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Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. – Peter Ustinov

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