Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. – Mark Twain

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. – Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain
Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. – Mark Twain