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Quote by Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that t

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain

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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain

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Eating
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Mark Twain
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I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I’m straight. Teeth are for gay people. That’s why fairies come and get them. – Dana Snyder

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Listen to the wisdom of the toothless ones. – Fijian Proverb

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You don’t have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep. – Author Unknown

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The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. – Thomas Fuller

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