Quote by Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that t

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain

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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. – Mark Twain

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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. – Yogi Berra

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Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. – Peter Ustinov

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Unless you’re as stupid as a lamppost you’ve got to wonder what’s coming off next, your arm? Your leg? Your neck? Every morning when you wake up it seems a lot of your parts aren’t stuck on as good as they used to be. – Christopher Paul Curtis, Bud, Not Buddy

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I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I’m straight. Teeth are for gay people. That’s why fairies come and get them. – Dana Snyder

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In writing biography, fact and fiction shouldnt be mixed. And if they are, the fictional points should be printed in red ink, the facts printed in black ink. – Catherine Drinker Bowen

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There is something sinister, something quite biographical about what I do – but that part is for me. Its my personal business. I think there is a lot of romance, melancholy. Theres a sadness to it, but theres romance in sadness. I suppose I am a very melancholy person. – Alexander McQueen

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If we could only snap the fetters of the body that bind the feet of the soul, we shall experience a great joy. Then we shall not be miserable because of the bodys sufferings. We shall become free. – Vinoba Bhave

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Hope rises like a phoenix from the ashes of shattered dreams. – S.A. Sachs

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