Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
Let us not be too particular. It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. – Mark Twain
A mans character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. – Mark Twain