Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. – Mark Twain

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain
All say, “How hard it is that we have to die” – a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live. – Mark Twain