Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond. – Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605
You don’t have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep. – Author Unknown
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. – Thomas Fuller
Money is much more exciting than anything it buys. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. – David Richerby
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. – Peter Ustinov
Listen to the wisdom of the toothless ones. – Fijian Proverb
Losing baby teeth were a part and parcel of one’s life — a symbol of growing up, and it is the tooth-fairy that makes this otherwise dreaded and painful process an exciting one — something to look forward to. – Mansi Maheshwari
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. – Yogi Berra
The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to. – F. Scott Fitzgerald
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Unless you’re as stupid as a lamppost you’ve got to wonder what’s coming off next, your arm? Your leg? Your neck? Every morning when you wake up it seems a lot of your parts aren’t stuck on as good as they used to be. – Christopher Paul Curtis, Bud, Not Buddy
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I’m straight. Teeth are for gay people. That’s why fairies come and get them. – Dana Snyder
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
