I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I’m straight. Teeth are for gay people. That’s why fairies come and get them. – Dana Snyder Category: Tooth Fairy
You don’t have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep. – Author Unknown Category: Tooth Fairy
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain Category: Patriotism
A daydream is a meal at which images are eaten. Some of us are gourmets, some gourmands, and a good many take their images precooked out of a can and swallow them down whole, absent-mindedly and with little relish. – W.H. Auden Category: Daydreaming
