I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I’m straight. Teeth are for gay people. That’s why fairies come and get them. – Dana Snyder Category: Tooth Fairy
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. – David Richerby Category: Tooth Fairy
You don’t have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep. – Author Unknown Category: Tooth Fairy
Money is much more exciting than anything it buys. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966 Category: Tooth Fairy
Youve got to love libraries. Youve got to love books. Youve got to love poetry. Youve got to love everything about literature. Then, you can pick the one thing you love most and write about it. – Ray Bradbury Category: Libraries
Dont be confused that my interest in religion, faith, and spirituality is driven by any sense of faith or spirituality of my own. – Peter Jennings Category: Faith
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry Category: teen
