Unless you’re as stupid as a lamppost you’ve got to wonder what’s coming off next, your arm? Your leg? Your neck? Every morning when you wake up it seems a lot of your parts aren’t stuck on as good as they used to be. – Christopher Paul Curtis, Bud, Not Buddy
I didnt run for student council president. I dont see myself in any way in elected office. I love policy. Im not particularly fond of politics. – Condoleezza Rice
When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. Hes the one who got me to be a really big animal lover. – Paris Hilton
