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Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the under

Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

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Taxes
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Mark Twain
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It is nobler to be good, and it is nobler to teach others to be good — and less trouble! – Mark Twain

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Aristocracy
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Mark Twain
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In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race — never quite sane in the night. – Mark Twain

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Night
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Other Quotes from
Carpe Diem
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Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. – Author Unknown

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Carpe Diem

If you could travel back in time to the present moment, what would you do differently? – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Carpe Diem

Too often too late comes too soon. – Dr.SunWolf, 2015 tweet, professorsunwolf.com

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Carpe Diem

Life is not long, and too much of it must not pass in idle deliberation how it shall be spent. – Samuel Johnson

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Carpe Diem

Random Quotes

Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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Men

Life is just one damned thing after another! – Author unknown, c.1909, see quoteinvestigator.com/2015/09/02/life-one

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Life

Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. – Sydney Smith

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Happiness

I think its always funny when somebody thinks youre going to do something super sexy and then you dont. – Olivia Munn

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funny