Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain

Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain
Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world — and never will. – Mark Twain