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Quote by Mark Twain
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the under

Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain

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Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information. – Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

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I have died so little today, friend, forgive me. – Thomas Lux

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The future has a way of arriving unannounced. – George F. Will

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There was George, throwing away in hideous sloth the inestimable gift of time; his valuable life, every second of which he would have to account for hereafter, passing away from him, unused…. sprawling there, sunk in soul-clogging oblivion. – Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889

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Society, being codified by man, decrees that woman is inferior she can do away with this inferiority only by destroying the males superiority. – Simone de Beauvoir

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If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you dont, youre as dumb as he is. – Arnold Rothstein

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