Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
A mans character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. – Mark Twain

Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
A mans character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain