Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain

Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain