Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles. – Mark Twain