Money is much more exciting than anything it buys. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966 Category: Tooth Fairy
The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to. – F. Scott Fitzgerald Category: Tooth Fairy
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. – Ralph Waldo Emerson Category: Tooth Fairy
The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from the red people. – Gerome Ragni Category: Vietnam
The sad truth is that without complex business partnerships between African elites and European traders and commercial agents, the slave trade to the New World would have been impossible, at least on the scale it occurred. – Henry Louis Gates Category: Business
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho Category: funny
Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways. – Will Rogers Category: Debt
