Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain Category: Tooth Fairy
Money is much more exciting than anything it buys. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966 Category: Tooth Fairy
Nothing is void of God, his work is everywhere his full of himself. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca Category: God
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldnt use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears – she might lick your face off! – Joel McHale Category: Beauty
They have had such a crazy life living with me as their dad. Not crazy but different from their friends. – Sebastian Bach Category: dad
Poetry is of so subtle a spirit, that in the pouring out of one language into another it will evaporate. – John Denham Category: Poetry
