Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfe

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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One, if you attack my integrity, I will defend myself. If you attack my patriotism, I will defend myself. If you come after my family, I will counter-attack viciously, I will destroy you. – Scott Ritter

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You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them. – Desmond Tutu

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I remember saying goodbye to my father the night he left to join the Navy. He didnt have to. He was older than other servicemen and had a family to support but he wanted to be a part of the fight against fascism, not just make movies about it. I admired this about him. – Jane Fonda

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Let your family, staff, and friends know that youre still the same person, despite all the publicity and notoriety that accompanies your position. – Donald Rumsfeld

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My dad was a militant atheist, or is a militant atheist. My mum was sort of bought up in a religious family because she was a Protestant from Ireland but wasnt especially religious. – Tony Blair

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Some women like to sit down with trouble as if it were knitting. – Ellen Glasgow

Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of all evil, the sum of blessings. – Carl Sandburg

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