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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfe

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. – Jerry Seinfeld

Other quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didnt have that kind of personality, and its a terrifying thing to say. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Truth
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Jerry Seinfeld
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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funny
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Anger
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Other Quotes from
Family
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It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. – Johann Schiller

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Family

Whenever I have friends over, we end up eating and talking and losing track of time, and, once in a while, singing karaoke. It reminds me of the family meals we had in Russia, which always lasted a very long time. Thats a tradition I miss. – Maria Sharapova

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Family

I have my family, my children – I have a lot of outside activities. – Carlos Ghosn

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Family

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future. – Gail Lumet Buckley

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Family

Random Quotes

Every solution breeds new problems. – Arthur Bloch

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Solutions

Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder. – Russell Baker

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Humor

In this situation I was constantly exposed to danger and death. – Daniel Boone

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Death

People dont want to talk about death, just like they dont want to talk about computer security. Maybe I should have named my workstation Fear. People are so motivated by fear. – Dan Farmer

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Fear