Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfe

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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No doubt, the White House thinks the American people know Obamas story. But since the Inauguration, weve seen only the presidents present: his perfect family, his Ivy League elegance, his effortless mastery of complex issues. We never see him sweat. And we forget that he ever had to struggle. – Dee Dee Myers

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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper. – P. J. ORourke

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If you wish to spare yourself and your venerable family, give heed to my advice with the ear of intelligence. If you do not, you will see what God has willed. – Hulagu Khan

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My mom always said I was the peacemaker in the family. My older brother, Eric, was the leader, the creative one. I was just his puppet. – Gwen Stefani

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And now the momentous day, a day to be forever remembered in the annals of the country, arrived. Early in the morning on the 1st of July the conflict began. – Edward Everett

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Fear insults courage. – Terri Guillemets

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