There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. – Jerry Seinfeld
The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. – Jerry Seinfeld
The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld
To me, if life boils down to one thing, its movement. To live is to keep moving. – Jerry Seinfeld
The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didnt have that kind of personality, and its a terrifying thing to say. – Jerry Seinfeld